That’s not bad, however a small correction: “Bonjour, je m’appelle Godric, common çava?”.

Your version might however help for the phonetics. I’m not a native speaker but did learn in school (eu=> mandatory secondary language) it’s a steep curve but once you get the hang of it it becomes fun. Main problem in practical use is that most French people talk very, very fast. And asking politely to slow down doesn’t work.

“Talk slower? Sure, no problem.” continues to race at 200mph

In life, we all dress up to escape ourselves :(

Oh man, I needed that. A good belly shaking laugh.

Recently I also came across this argument: Trump in general thrives of beef. He will bring up some disagreement from 50 years ago at the drop of a hat and holds onto it forever.

The (2 so far?) assassination attempts? Not a word. Doesn’t seem to give 2 shits about being shot at.

Odd at the very least.

Oh I’m sure this particular specimen doesn’t even need to be shot for that.

Is this a vice president kinda thing?

100% and I’m glad to see this take is getting some traction.

Excuse me? That’s clearly an imposter trying to play me. Edit: jk mine are AD and HD.

Jumpin Jesus!

“These servers ain’t no good I tells ya!”

WHACK

“… so anyway you guys wanna see my roadkill penis collection?

As far as a hobby goes it’s got some stiff competition! Hah!

But anyways do you?”

Oh absolutely not, but the USA is without a doubt the silliest one at that.

In most countries political figures are boring by default. Maybe a few outliers but all in all blander than oatmeal with water instead of milk.

Do I even need to start describing the USA?

You guys have fucking wrestling in front of the White House that’s being wrecked to build a ginormous ballroom on top of a “secret” bunker. I could go on for pages but I’m gonna end up in tldr territory very quickly.

(Also, it was just a play on a Monty python quote)

annoyed voice “We’re sorry we lit the poopbag on fire and left it on your doorstep misses Kutalowski, we won’t do it again.”

Cookie Monster: not just vocals.

“On second thought let’s not go to the United States. ‘t’is a silly place.”

Of the top: Catholicism, evangelicalism, Mormonism, Jehovah’s witnesses,…

I mean this list goes on and on. They all have one guy in common.

I’ve had a few interactions where it turned out I just worded my comment poorly to the point where it seemed like I was saying completely different. Asking about it cleared that up.

“Forbes receives devastating bombshell comment from Brain Tyler Cohen that they have feared most on twitter.”

I’d be so all over a proper turn based Warhammer game.

Shadow of the horned rat and dark omen both do the same but just a little closer to the tabletop game afaik (but they’re a pain to get properly running).

Then there’s SOVL which gives a proper turn based mechanic that’s pretty close to Warhammer fantasy of old in the style of classic white dwarf battle reports.

There’s also a game in cooperation with the people behind 9th age but also, didn’t get it working yet.

Meager pickings :/

I now pronounce you meme and edgelord.