Silly goose

You gonna level up bro

🤌

Perhaps somebody should teach them how to use txt, mms and email lists to keep in touch with friends and family.

Still deciding.

I spent far too much time looking for Saddam here…

Yesterday I said to my son “I’m disappointed in you for not catching that fish” (he came so close to catching his target prize fish but it got away).

I felt pretty bad and didn’t mean it one bit, I just said it the wrong way around because i was exhausted. Then I spent the next five minutes explaining that I’m absolutely not disappointed in him and that he is an awesome fisherman and that what i really meant to say was that I was disappointed FOR him that he didn’t catch the fish that he had been trying so hard to catch for months.

NATO - *Stands back from the front line complaining about their bone spurs.

I married my internet chat friend.

If you expect privacy with any meta product you are insane to begin with.

What kind of car was it though?

Ostrich

That’s the cute part.

Fuck it, I’m getting another chicken.

Damn, you as woke as Jesus now.

To attack you either start with the meat behind the head and above the side bones ot the meat in the tail.

GL.

I feel like the irony of this timeline is going to kill me soon and my autopsy will show it as natural causes.

Serial killer-ish

It’s very entertaining too

Thanks for the reminder.

It’s Definitely Not Fried Chicken.