Trial balloon, that’s what it’s called. It’s a test to see how people react. It’s just a joke unless you’re fine with it, and then he’s serious.

theking@graceland.com

Thank you! This is awesome, and I can’t wait for my daily dose.

I’m sorry, a what now?

“This is just AI slop!” --Half the people that are going to comment on this post.

Yes it is, I didn’t actually go to the moon and take a picture of a Dollar General. Sorry.

I didn’t really look closely at the pic, I just thought the joke was funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ahh, gotcha. (I just thought the joke was funny.)

Oh, I didn’t make it, I’m too lazy for that. I stole it off of Facebook.

I didn’t use my press last night, and was disappointed to get up this morning and find it’s over. Now what am I going to do with this random press that I now have to carry around?!?

Struck down by a court in 5… 4… 3…

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, now let’s not go talkin’ crazy.

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

Phat.

That has morphed into thicc.

Don’t click this link. I’m warning you, you’ll be sorry in ways that I can’t begin to describe.

https://youtu.be/r-Cu2OjrxfY

So I’m not particularly proud of this, but the emergency broadcasting tests used to scare the bejebus out of me when I was a little kid. Like run into another room and hide scared. I don’t even really know what they were or were for, but they just seemed scary.

I keep my phone mounted on the air vent right in front of me, and I can say, “Siri, message my wife blah blah blah” she’ll read it back, and I’ll tell her to send it. It’s not 100% safe, but it’s way safer than holding the phone and typing it out. Nothing in a car is 100% safe, people take their eyes off the road to adjust the heat & a/c controls or turn the radio. My point is that text-to-speech is multitudes safer than holding the phone. And trust me, my job has me on the road all day. I pass plenty of people on the interstate with their heads down into their laps for stretches at 80 mph.

Hey hey, why is text-to-speech catching a stray?? I can speak way faster than I can type, even if I do occasionally have to fix a couple of typos. It beats the heck out of typing on the iOS keyboard. And text-to-speech while driving is way safer.