And yet we give the military more money than ever.

Uhhh I think you just kidnapped a squirrel from its parents dude…

Language prescriptivist are bad and wrong. Words mean what people think they mean.

🎼One of these links is not like the others

Can they amputate backs yet?

Or disabling paste in password and bank account fields. Which is a literal crime in the US but never enforced.

Amogus streamer pup.

It’s not that it’s grey, it’s just that they look like very similar colors.

To add experience to your description: I can easily tell the difference between a red light and a green light. I however did not know that the walking person symbol (USA) is in fact white, not green.

I always just assumed it was green until I had an embarrassing conversation with someone from Indonesia I was hosting who said,

“Crossing in this country is so easy; I just wait for the white man and then I go.”

I thought he was just being low-key racist and started to point out that the area we were in didn’t have very many white people around until he clarified he was just talking about the crossing signal.

A peaceful people

Don’t forget the telltale sign: an out of place expensive diving watch.

“But threatening democrats with guns and hammers isn’t terrorism!” —Nazis like you

That’s not how any of that works.

Well it probably wouldn’t be his problem what with the being dead and all.

This is literally how I feel after moving out of a studio.

Those are not “better” batteries chemically or electrically. They are just cheaper and don’t use lithium which is considered a feature.

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

You can’t buy guns at Walmart in California.

Ah yes, handled exactly the same way as trump. No differences to be seen whatsoever.

Smooth pivot. Really stuck the landing.