How is this oniony? I’m not grasping the joke.

All is fair in love and (tug-of-)war.

What a cutie!

Good news!

If they were called the College Nazis then everyone reading this would assume they were some weird, fringe, extremist group with no popular support whatsoever.

But they’re not. They’re called the College Republicans of America, and the whole reason this is newsworthy is because of the clear link it draws between Nazism and the Republican party.

I’m all for calling them Nazi scum, but let it be known that these Nazi scum claim to be directly aligned with Donald Trump and the Republican platform.

The last one is a trip! Interesting to see that whales broke the mold by getting larger over time instead of getting smaller

Because magic sky daddy is the most important thing to many people in many places, all the time. Because they’ve been conditioned to believe that if someone doesn’t hold the correct views on magic sky daddy, they’ll suffer for all eternity, and so they live in constant fear that they or their children might become misled by the incorrect views on magic sky daddy. This stuff is deeply internalized.

This isn’t a real news story from a credible source that reads as though it were satire. This is just tabloid slop.

Amateur tabloid slop at that. They didn’t even bother to update the About and FAQ pages from the default WordPress examples.

If it’s been six hours and the dog hasn’t had a vowel movement, then she may be consonantstipated.

He said “removeds play tennis.” Not sure if that’s a worse slur than dykes or not, but both are shitty things to say.

EDIT: Apparently Lemmy or this instance has a slur filter. It’s the F-word against gay men.

I love playing Cards Against Humanity but the image was still fucking hilarious 😂 gotta be able to laugh at oneself

Same in the U.S., I was always taught to walk/bicycle on the left side of the road if there wasn’t a sidewalk in order to see approaching traffic.

Paris Hilton dropped out of high school and later got her GED. I can’t find any source saying she attended Harvard.

So weird. The image just refuses to load at all for me, it’s just a black screen if I tap on it.

If only! 😞

Online conversation about Kauffman’s planned event has continued to alternate between incredulity and ridicule. “I can’t imagine billionaires marching in the street,” one social media user said, of the event.

That person would probably be right.

Kauffman told TC that, so far, he isn’t aware of any actual billionaires planning to attend the march that has been organized in their honor. Kauffman said that the event is likely to include “a few dozen attendees,” although he stressed that he really isn’t clear on how many people would show up.

Ah, I see. I had interpreted your original comment in the narrower context of the quote, but I see what you mean.

No, it wasn’t. It was during an interview with an Access Hollywood reporter as he was preparing for his guest appearance on the soap opera Days of Our Lives. He was joking about Arianne Zucker, an actress that he was about to meet.

Still disgusting and inexcusable language.

Wait, is there something especially fucked up about his affair with Stormy Daniels beyond run-of-the-mill adultery and prostitution?

Where does it say that? According to the article, it was a ten-page document.

Expanding into space and settling on other planets… 75 years from now? Seems optimistic…