Tell your wife I said nice buns, hun

MicroSlop: We have this AI for you to use so you can reduce workforce and associated costs

Also Sloppy: j/k, fuck you pay me

I’ve heard the phrase “largest state sponsor of terrorism” thrown around, but honestly I feel like it wasn’t even mentioned until well after everything had started and it wasn’t an immediate success like they must’ve thought it would be. No idea if it’s true at all. And there’s always “we gotta stop them from getting nukes”.

Basically it’s whatever they can think of in the moment in the rare instance they get questioned about it. They’ve also said all goals have been met since like, at least a week ago, so now I guess it’s just for the love of the game.

Nonstop verbal abuse of ZuckBot II will commence 0.000000000001 seconds after release

Maybe they wanted actual confirmation from people with experience with those languages, rather than just making an assumption

I miss Leroy Jenkins… he was honest.

Well, the whole thing was staged, so… kinda?

That’s okay, I’m not here to be taken seriously

It’s not like there’s a naming authority.

Not sure if I’m getting whooshed but some places absolutely do have this

Original with comic’s name

They should, but so many still get caught out thinking they were special and that surely after 79 years, they’d be the person Trump didn’t screw over

Bro’s out here on his “Make the world hate you Any% NG+” run

Sounds like you need to melt some horses, then you can make people stick around

Your parents ever tell you “I brought you into this world I can take you out”? Maybe she should apply that kind of energy to Trump.

Hardware? In this economy?

Whatever it is they’ll just end up putting ads back in later anyway

Whew, I was worried it was the Popetagon