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1 day ago“JESUS FROM THE TOP ROPE! BY GAWD HE HAD A FAMILY!”
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Cake day: July 20th, 2025
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Diogenes: [Holds up a car tyre] “BEHOLD! A DONUT!”
6·16 days ago“That boy ain’t right, I tell ya hwat.”
2·16 days agoPrivate Konscriptovich: “Lego is terrifying…”
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Yo, are those dinosaur shaped Cornish Pasties?
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
30·21 days agoWallace, some time later:
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
🎵 Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, HEY HEY HEY! GOODBYE! 🎵
10·26 days agoDID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?! oT
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Perfect example:
Ukraine: “Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!”