A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!

They haven’t mastered the subtle art of being funny on the internet.

You never heard the story of the salt of the earth computer programmer who came to Ellis Island with nothing but a github portfolio and a dream?

Honestly if I have fun building it then I’ll spend 80 to build my own but if I need it right now then I’ll probably buy a ready made one. It’s basically the difference between my home pc and the mac I use for office work.

It’s not really because of weed itself, a lot of countries in East Asia have very strict drug laws. Historically it ties into the boxer rebellion and the way the West used opium to control China.

He won gold at the olympics multiple times, swimming with extra stuff is probably easy for him.

How about Michael Phelps, he’s smaller than a boat and he’s quite fast. Why don’t they send him?

Pick up the food with your hairy ass toes, you’ll make a killing

Send bobs and vagene.

There was a really fun Dutch restaurant in Osaka. Besides that I don’t know of any.

Yes, it angers and confuses them.

This is in Bizarro Canada.

Some places the cat has 6 lives. In Canada the cat has 12 lives, each life is represented by an easter egg because the Canadian easter bunny is a cat. A cat named bunny.

Hell, I’d teach for free if I didn’t have to worry about rent.

Now I’m imagining him putting his finger on her forehead and physically trying to swipe her out of his life.

It’s too late to swipe left.

It’s probably a magazine that’s associated with some kind of clothing store. It says on the cover that the articles in the magazine are for sale in the store.

1. ケチャップをよこせ！
2. ケチャップをくれよ！
3. ケチャップを、今すぐ！
4. ケチャップがどうしても必要だ！
5. ケチャップをくれ、さもないと殺すぞ！
6. ケチャップ野郎は誰だ？ケチャップを持ってこい！
7. ケチャップが出るまであと３秒。その後、クソ野郎どもを殺し始めるぞ！
8. お前は私のケチャップ奴隷だ。今すぐケチャップをくれ、さもないとお前の家族を殺すぞ。お願いします。

Using 私 in example 8 instead of オレ様 might look like a mistake but you have to understand that this is formal Japanese. In these sorts of situations everyone is armed to the teeth and one wrong word can lead to a massacre.

One time while attending a nomikai I drank before my senior and was beaten within an inch of my life. As they were about to finish me off with a rocket launcher my senpai swallowed a grenade on my behalf, excused himself and blew up outside the izakaya, this was fortunately enough for the senior to spare my life.

I am forever indebted to Suzuki-san for his noble sacrifice. Please use the above phrases well and you might survive and even thrive in Japan.

I’m writing this message from my hospital bed where I am waiting to have 50 chopsticks removed from my rectum (unrelated incident). Thank you again, Suzuki-san. I know you are watching over me from above in heaven.

Now I’m wondering how they make money to buy pizzas

The only thing I’m wondering about is how they can cook pizzas in the sewer without getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Or do they buy regular pizzas and add the jellybeans later?