and in other news, water makes stuff wet. More at 10

and a kind fuck you too to governor braun. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

I’m embarrassed to say, but Lindsay Lohan - Speak. Don’t hate me!

I’ve been writing a journal since 2004. they’re online, so I can search them etc.

ugh. I need to hear this a lot lately. This shit will be over in 5-30 years :/ Hopefully a LOT sooner for the likes of daddy dumpy.

Diaper Doordash Donvict!

Remember, if the dems did something, there’d be outrage, but the repubes can do whatever the fuck they want, and they still vote for daddy dumpy.

most people who “pirate” aren’t doing it for a massive profit, unlike these AI companies. it’s morally reprehensible that AI companies are taking other people’s work, often copyrighted, and selling their stolen data for a massive profit. if fuckerberg can pirate TERABYTES of ebooks, my downloading of some movies should not be illegal.

there are people dying of starvation, while fat fucks like dumpy are chowing down on fast food. How is that not morally reprehensible?

the tacky gold trimmings on all the things. So cringe.

HAMBERDER!

if only there were millions of people telling the americans how fucking stupid dumpy was. PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP!

never go full red cross.

there are countless thousands being massacred around the world, there are people starving to death, there are soooo many problems, and this is what we’re focusing on? JFC. Fuck you starmer

yup, liz and phil were cousins.

8 years… so far.

- Homer

people getting dumber and dumber every year :/

Nah, for the poor people, laws are most definitely enforced. But for the rich? Nope. They can do as they please.

The Americans go on about their “god given 2A rights” but when there’s an actual tyrant in the White House, they’re nowhere to be seen.

I hope he has a stroke and gets locked in syndrome.