Grrr

So… She fucked him. Got it

Yes, Dad wants to tell you that the weatherman married his bf, which was news to Dad

Hahaha. I will take the under on that bet all day every day

Why you wanna make me blush?

Oh sure, but in 6 years someone at a dinner party is gonna say “did you know there is no 6 in π” because they read my comment. At that moment my life’s purpose will be fulfilled.

Mischief managed.

There is no 6 in π

NGL

Kinda nice to see the millennials jump on the Gen x trauma train

I don’t know what the world may need, but I’m sure as hell that it starts with me. That’s wisdom I’ve laughed at

Do it

Ikr. How are supposed to rate the translation if we don’t see the original text?

No one ever pays me in gum :/

I’m about 1km of dense woods from my nearest neighbor. Sometimes their dog gets out and they come looking for him.

They have learned to text and wait (cause signal coverage is spotty at best) the hard way 🤪

I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!

Keep walking and poof armadillo

Humans are life’s way to expand itself off this planet. So, yeah, let’s keep exploring

yay

Aww man

I’ll be a platypus… for you