Crab people… crab people… 🎵
the existence of helicopter parents who use shit like this makes me vomit
Their child is called “Strairdrac the Netherwatcher”?
Baby names these days are crazy
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
On a more serious note, if the parent banned sexual content, would ‘crabs’, in terms of the STD, trip that wire? If so, that’s kinda fckd up, lol
I welcome our crab overlords.
Strairdrac the Netherwatcher does as he pleases, worm!
Yeah, educate the creatures with built in armor and claws, smart.
They’re going to get us somehow from some evolutionary path. Might as well teach them to read and hope they learn human empathy.
Or let’s hope crab empathy is better than human empathy, because…meeeeeh.
Yeah we don’t exactly have a great track record on that. Maybe we shouldn’t be the ones teaching about it.
Maybe they will show mercy to the one who teaches them
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