Potatoes are Socialist. Kids must eat highly processed Corporate Food, and make corporations wealthy.

No, carbs are evil now.

Uphill both ways? With a hot potato in her pocket to keep her warm and eat for lunch? Yeah, my grandpa told me that story.

My cat has their own apartment. They just let us live there.

Kids don’t pee in the same corner every day for years.

Anyone who works a job they hate for a boss they hate, for not enough money, is the same as any prostitute. They should stop being so judgemental.

Food uses all five senses. Besides taste and smell, we respond to the look of food, and also how it feels, it’s texture. We even talk about “mouth feel.” Crunchy, creamy, smooth, spicy, etc. are all a part of the sense of touch.

Hearing? When you are in a restaurant, and they rush a tray of hot fajitas past your table, don’t you swivel your head to look toward it as soon as you hear that sizzle? How about the loud crunch of a Doritos, or a taco?

Don’t forget Neelix. He was always cooking up some sort of alien dish in the mess hall.

And isn’t Klingon gak alive? I don’t think the replicator can create living things.

Why didn’t you call me? I would have been happy to conduct some research.

Sometimes violence is the answer.

I knew it! When he was using the war to distract from the Epstein Files, I absolutely predicted that when the war started going bad (it was inevitable, MAGA is virtuosically incompetent) they would bring up the Epstein Files to distract from the war, and here we are.

The Free Market at work. The company is lucky he decided to just burn the inventory, and not perform a Free Market correction on the entire board of directors.

So you’re saying the worst is over, and it’s all downhill from here? Let’s Gooooo!

We’ve always done that. Everybody knows our hemisphere is prettier and sexier than theirs. We’ve got the hottest hemisphere on the planet, and that includes whether you break it up North/South, or East/West. We own it, baby.

They got a lot more land on that planet. The people who live there don’t appreciate what they’ve got like we will, so we deserve it more. Let’s go kill them and take it from them.

He’s not black, he’s a “low IQ individual.” That’s the phrase he ALWAYS uses when referring to a black person.

They obviously talked about this in advance, and decided that they would let him talk, because they didn’t have a choice, but they wouldn’t engage. Answer his questions with as little as possible, and don’t ask anything back. Don’t give them anything he can use as propaganda, no kissing his ass, praising him for his great leadership in getting America back in space, etc.

They were so committed to the bit, that when he ran out of steam, they just let him twist in the wind.

Glorious.

It completely tears away their claim they destroyed all air defence and the military.

A couple of days before, they were crowing about having total air superiority, that allows them to fly deep into Iranian territory to find targets. A day or two later, the Iranians shot down this plane, and then one of the rescue planes as well.

The Iranians obviously sandbagged them, and waited until they showed up to cause trouble. Oldest trick in the book, and Hegseth fell for it like a fucking Cub Scout.

Officially a member of the Conservative Propaganda Machine. CNN is next.

Friends was hugely popular with my generation, and still is. But my son, who is basically their age in the show, and lives in NYC, finds it bland and dull. His first issue is the group itself. “Show me one NYC friend group that doesn’t have any minorities or gays.”

It’s a great point, but I still love them, and laugh at it.