i was born to be a good person and i was a baller for the kids if you don’t want to see the irony in that you are asleep and not breathing and breathing and not sleeping 😴

i was born to be a ________

| programmer | lot | good |

he would be the oldest human alive at 207 years old

knuckles the echidna

i know i think, but do therefore i am?

I use NixOS and hope that has a way to replace systemd with something else, probably with a systemd fork.

yummy mayo slurp slurp does a backflip slurp

my character is a tally hall fan and wafrn user

it’s the 20s go have a The Great Depression or something

What’s the area between the dotted line green line and the filled green line?? Perhaps… moy?

I feel terrible but a high school marching band stabbed me.

“Mate, I just told my sleeping husband I lost £2, and he replied, with his eyes still closed, ‘It’s nice you lost some weight’ ???”

This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that’s pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

I want a retro 4:3 mirror for the aesthetic

true

Side topic: I think Pascal’s Wager is stupid because what if there is a god and it only sends believers to hell? What if there is a good and it sends everyone to hell no matter what? What if there is a god and it didn’t make an afterlife and won’t interfere in actual life, so why even bother? What if there’s a flying spaghetti monster out there and that’s what god is?

/rant

imagine how many minecraft servers you can run in that

like at least a bajillion

Somewhat agree yeah

I am a fan of both shows and I agree