Xanazoo ~Pink & Squirrelly

"The way I see it, all I need to do is eat one acorn, chase it down with mud and soil, snort a pinch of fertilizer, and lie down in the sun from here on in and I'll be satiated automatically by Internal Photosynthesis!"

"Wait long enough and I'll be Squirrizilla to you!"

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Xanazoo ~Great Dane!

"It's a complete abomination, that the most popular of our breed is that lisping pudding-headed excuse for a cur, Scooby-Doo. I call on the American Kennel Club to disqualify him on the grounds that no really great Dane parades around with a cat tail attached to his posterior!

It's just so wrong on SO many levels..."

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Xanazoo ~Hey Bulldog!

"I'm a goal oriented cur and when I make my plan ~I stick to it! I don't give a cat's pass what anyone thinks or who gets in the way, or if it no longer applies to achieving my goal!"

"...wait..."

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Xanazoo ~Purple Rabbit!

"All the attention showered upon the tortoise is gravely misplaced; I maintain, and I maintain STRONGLY that my pre~race electrolyte carrot juice was laced liberally with concentrated Chamomile extract and warm milk. Not to mention his incessant lullaby~humming at the starting gate!

~~ I demand a rematch."

"I must admit that carrot juice WAS rather tasty, though..."

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