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It's All Computer!

by CelloJoe

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This song was inspired by our great president and the "Tesler" commercial on the white house lawn where he said, "Gee, everything's computer! It's all computer!"

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It’s All Computer
Verse 1:
I got in my car, tried to start the thing up,
But the screen said error, now I’m out of luck.
Called up support, they said, “Try a reboot,”
Guess I’ll be getting around in a pair of boots.

Pre-Chorus:
My fridge sends selfies, showing off the cheese,
The door won’t unlock unless I say please.
I just want some peace, maybe a good book to read,
But even that’s got ads, “Try Kindle, it’s free!”

Chorus:
Oh, it’s all computer, every little thing,
From my smart thermostat to my wedding ring.
The toaster’s got WiFi, my couch knows my weight,
I tried to unplug, but it’s way too late!

Verse 2:
Met a cute girl, thought she was my type,
But she just kept swiping, lost in the hype.
She Said, “DM me later,” I said, “What’s wrong with now?”
She said, “IRL? Ew, I don’t know how.”

Pre-Chorus:
My mirror says smile, my watch says run,
My boss is a chatbot, and he’s no fun.
AI wrote this song, I’m just here for the ride,
Even my dog’s got a microchip inside!

Chorus:
Oh, it’s all computer, wired to the max,
Even my yoga mat gives me feedback.
The oven’s got updates, my socks track my feet,
And my mirror just said “You should try therapy.”

Bridge:
Remember the days when things were just analog?
No password required, no tracking for the catalog?
But now if I sneeze, my phone says “Bless you,”
Then serves me ads for Kleenex tissue.

Chorus
Oh, it’s all computer, we’re trapped in the net,
I tried to escape, but I’m not there yet.
The robots are watching, the AI’s too clever,
And it just keeps getting better and better..

Outro (spoken):
Siri? Alexa? Ok google?
…Anyone? Aw man the wifi is down!
(silence, then robotic voice:)
“I’m sorry, I can’t help with that.”

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released August 19, 2025
Joseph Chang: cello, vocals, beatboxing, looping, synths, drums,

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