Good luck, have fun, don’t die.

The perfect representative doesn’t exist… Nvm.

https://m.youtube.com/@cowphobia8623

As a domestic abuser survivor (of a woman), a lot of us men are just not taken seriously. It is a lot like how people diminish one person’s pain/suffering just because it “isn’t as bad” as someone else’s pain. Men are absolutely abused, raped, and falsely accused. But because it happens to women more, we have to bear our suffering in silence.

I had to explain to my coworkers why I was laughing at “Holy Cannoli”

That’s because SaaS doesn’t WANT you to own anything…

The school also offered Spud a “safety plan” in response to online threats he has received, but Spud said he declined the plan.

Of course he has, if a troll behaves they cannot troll people!

Holy crap! I just managed to fill six buzzword bingo cards!!

Yeah… I wish I didn’t, but I get that reference…

And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

Print out out, give it to a friend, don’t mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on…)

And THAT was the sound of your phone bill going through the roof.

Before webpages, we had electronic bulletin boards (BBS). Do a search on Wikipedia for it.

I read that in his voice.

If the AI slop results in wet trash, did that make it moist AI slop?..

I’ll see myself out.

Beat me to it

I prefer Brawndo. It has electrolytes. It’s what plants crave.

68 is the speed limit of sex because you have to turn around at 69.

As I have said to my coworkers: do not use government systems for personal communications.

This is just like the list of books they don’t want us to read!

When you hit and drag an officer with your car, you are going to be shot at. We have a long history of prosecuting “being hit by a car” as “assault with a deadly weapon” in this country. Especially when we have had so many cases of drinks, drug dealers, and so on, attempt to kill police with their cars (and succeeding in many cases) as well as killing innocent bystanders. We call it vehicular homicide.

Before I get cancelled, I’m all for due process. ICE is doing bad things. The government is doing bad things.

All that being said, running over a law enforcement officer, even when the officer is in the wrong, will get you shot (and probably killed).

That’s why you always carry a towel