Where’d part of his thumb go?!!!

Article indicates it was one of those electronic popup type birthday card things, not what I would consider a postcard (a 4" x 6" really flat single sheet of card stock) which would be unable to hold any sort of device.

CEO OF SEX THE IS LEGENDARY SKIN ONLY

Are y’all gonna fit in there?

Why can’t we have nice things.

lol is the millennials version of over, lol

That’s a nice looking jack.

Palms are sweaty

All that math you learned? Forget it. You’re in spreadsheet land now.

Yub yub

Is the one after that going to be Godzilla Plus One?

What about the AAAA games, like those that Ubislop put out?

Darn humans taking our jerbs

Marvelous

If he were a real delivery driver he’d definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.

Biweekly is another one. Two times a week, or once every two weeks (also called a fortnight)?

boing boing

I would add a spring emoji but the UNICODE Consortium has not deemed it important enough to include one in the character set.

Wait… isn’t Magyar what Hungarians call themselves?

That’s like having a President America in the USA.

Ayy these pickles are the real deal!

Time to get on board the horny-thopter