That is what they’re going to do … but in the meantime they’ll send a shit ton of money his way for the project.

Looks like she’s got a drinking problem

Every screw eventually becomes a slot screw if it pisses you off enough

Guns n’ Roses: YOU’RE CRAZY!

You’re thinking of the Illumanti … they invented alcoholism to control society 10,000 years ago

I hear tulips are a better investment

Just don’t go near them, I don’t see any anti static dryer sheets … the spark they’d throw would probably be the size of a lighting bolt.

A leg lamp in the window … a major award

Really neat idea … which makes you wonder as well how we would see things we found in the universe … either as radio signals or pulses of energy. All we would understand is that they were pulses or repeated patterns, when they may probably be actual information transmissions that we just don’t understand and can’t possibly comprehend until we had developed intellectually a lot more than where we are now.

My ancestors did that with these clowns for the first few hundred years and it reduced the population by 80 percent!

Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation

You need two more limbs … and about 50 eyes

Joseph: … yeah Mary … immaculate conception … sure … I’ll be home late … gotta fill out that census … still gotta list myself as the “father”

I get what you mean … but what I meant was that his stupidity is consistently moronic

My palace burnt down … who are you again? … and where am I?

As cute looking as they are … squirrels are known to be omnivorous … meaning they do eat meat and can hunt smaller animals. This is like watching a bear next to a wolf … if the bear had the chance, it would attack the wolf and eat it.

First Contact when Zefram Cochrane is greeted by the Vulcans … (there was a bit of drinking involved)

… and that’s why we never heard of this Star Wars character ever again … she froze death on the planet Hoth before reaching the first marker and her body and tautaun were never found.