If you are 30 meters deep in the open ocean without a diving suit, diving knife (presumably sharpened), and an oxygen tank, idk what to tell you — don’t do that in the first place?
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This is your daily reminder to carry a knife with you. Or a multitool, a Leatherman would do the trick.
Did we?
The person they’re responding to should choose their words more carefully, then.
I also did a double take on that sentence, what an odd thing to say.
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Technically you need to mispronounce both
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I don’t think this would play out the way you’re thinking. Regardless of the incorrect perception of the 30 meter depth, you would still need to be considerably deep to get caught in one of these nets. Again, if you’re there without any tools and you’re that deep, fuck man the only thing I can say is do not do that lol. There’s a reason saws are very common on a variety of vessels, ocean or otherwise. Divers are definitely trained to carry cutting tools on them, I know I was taught to carry a dive knife and wire cutters — to be honest a saw doesn’t sound ridiculous.