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Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What makes a vagina better than the penis?English
2·5 hours agoThis is what I don’t get as a janitor myself. I have never had to clean piss or shit off anything but the floor and toilets in the men’s room. In the women’s room, it’s all over the walls and sometimes the ceiling. How?! It’s gotta be way harder to aim, which makes it feel like it’s being done on purpose.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What makes a vagina better than the penis?English
2·5 hours agoAnd none of them are jizz.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some foods that LOOK awful but TASTE great?English
6·6 hours agoRefried beans literally look like diarrhea doodoo. Thankfully they taste way better.
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aww@lemmy.world•Found a young squirrel in the parking lot at work.English
3·6 hours agoI have TWO litters of stray kittens on my porch. Come take them.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Sam Altman's 'human verification' company thinks its eye-scanning orbs could solve ticket scalpingEnglish
6·6 hours agoAre the orbs gonna shoot a laser beam that disintegrates the CEO of Ticketmaster?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is an old movie that couldn't be made today?English
5·6 hours agoScream.
The killer would try to call the girl in the first scene and she would just be like “Ew, who actually calls on the phone?” and hit cancel. Roll credits.
Alternatively the scariest movie the girl ever saw would be Five Nights at Freddie’s.
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Explain Like I'm Five@lemmy.world•Explain Like I am a child ... taxes. I get you pay taxes on goods you buy everyday. And you get said goods by paying a one time fee. But how come on a home after being paid off I still pay taxes......English
2·7 hours agoYou pay taxes so that we all can have roads and schools and other shit paid for by tax money. At least you own the land you pay taxes on. You could be a medieval serf and pay taxes for land you don’t even get to claim as yours. You keep paying taxes on it because it’s the most reliable way to get funding. Sales tax isn’t consistent nor is it everywhere.
There’s such a huge difference between the sound and lyrical stylings in the genres, the line separating them is an entire ocean. 🤨
Those all sound more like folk music than country music.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Remember when you could play snake with the youtube buffer circles? I miss shit like that.English
4·7 hours agoI’m not sure it was about profit when it was an independent website that had no ads. You know, before Google bought it. How was it even making money back then?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What makes a vagina better than the penis?English
11·19 hours agoHave you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What makes a vagina better than the penis?English
22·20 hours agoJizz doesn’t come out of a vagina unless a penis put it there first.
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Games@lemmy.world•Crimson Desert sales top five millionEnglish
1·20 hours agoWhere’s the established franchise to coast upon?
Isn’t this game a spiritual successor to Black Desert Online made by the same dev?
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Games@lemmy.world•Crimson Desert sales top five millionEnglish
1·20 hours agoFrom videos I have seen of this game, it kinda makes me think of Dragon’s Dogma 2 but bigger and without the Pawn system. And probably not shitty? 🤷♂️
Kinda wanna check it out, but I’m not sure how it’ll run on my PC. Especially since it uses Denuvo which in my experience causes tons of performance related problems until the devs strip it out.
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Games@lemmy.world•Fairgame$ Sets Sights On Extraction Shooter Market | PSX ExtremeEnglish
2·21 hours ago“-Likes” could literally be a genre of its own with video games. So many derivatives of something that was original/a better take on the original that they don’t even get an actual genre name unless it stays around for like 20+ years, and even then is no guarantee. We’re lucky First-Person Shooter isn’t just called “Doom-like.” Or “Action RPG” getting coined at all because people were sick of calling games like that “Diablo clones.”
It’s almost like LTT fucking sucks.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Anna's Archive Loses $322 Million Spotify Piracy Case Without a Fight;In addition to the penalty, a permanent injunction required domain registrars and other parties to suspend the site's domain namesEnglish
591·1 day agoIt says the operators are unknown, but also failed to appear in court. If they don’t even know who the operators are, how would they supoena them to come to court in the first place? 🤨
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Size comparison between eagle talons and a human hand.English
6·1 day agoSpread eagle toes. 😏
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you wash your hands after going pee?English
91·1 day agoOh I plan on it.
sucks on fingers








I was homeschooled 4th through 8th grade. Only the actual book work was done at home tho. Still had other stuff that involved more hands on classes with other kids for a lotta shit. Choir, PE, drama, even science (I came 3rd in the 7th grade science decathalon for my balsa wood plane). The only book work also done with other kids was the stabdaridized testing thing.
I actually made more friends being homeschooled than I did when I went to regular school. Wasn’t bullied, either. 🤷♂️