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Cake day: May 6th, 2025

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  • “You gotta really grab it, don’t just look at it like a lemon. Doesn’t matter that this is my third trip today, this is a national security issue and you are obligated to keep us safe. That’s your job. Now, give it a tug, make sure it doesn’t pop off like a toupee! You need to get in there like a good handshake, make sure it’s the genuine article. I’ll be stopping back by on my way out, you can’t be too safe these days.”
















  • I’m going to actually choose to focus my ire towards the people actively committing genocide, releasing the gestapo on their own citizens, putting people into concentration camps, and actively eliminating my voting and civil rights. There is such thing as a lesser evil than what we now have, and I’m not going to blame them for the things the current evil is doing, regardless of how much I hate them both.

    You’re advocating for more harm because your unrealistic ideals are simply unachievable and there is no such thing as a perfect candidate, especially in America as it currently stands. It’s wishful childish nonsense. Get a fucking grip.

    “I’m not playing!” Doesn’t mean the game is canceled. It just means you prefer failure over compromise.

    I’ll ask you again; who was your candidate?