Me - “Fuck it I’m gonna be late for work today”

Also me - Shows up a half hour early anyway

This is what was going through my head when I made my original comment lmao

Let’s say for example you have a large amount of drugs in the car. You drive 10 miles over the speed limit and get pulled over. Now you’re a felon when you should’ve just gone the speed limit.

Never commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony.

I only block people who consistently post things I don’t want to see or people who spam post the same thing eleventy billion times in different communities.

Personally I’ve thought about blocking you and violet for the horny posting but it’s amusing enough that I haven’t yet.

Yeah it’s not fun. Also I’d heard about exploding head syndrome a few years back and then recently started experiencing it. I’m just glad they haven’t both hit at the same time cause I’m pretty sure my body would take a screenshot then drop dead lmao

I’d take this over proctalgia.

It’s a spasm of the anal sphincter and it feels like someone jamming a hot knife into your asshole without warning.

Spontaneous human combustion.

Watched a documentary on it as a kid and I’ve had the fear in the back of my mind ever since

It’s funny because I’m constantly seeing minority groups telling white people not to ask how to help and to just figure it out and help or get out of the way.

It’s kinda frustrating hearing so many different takes on white people trying to help because it feels like a large portion don’t want us to help at all

Literal big dick energy

How do I tell my fiancé she’s being replaced by an anime girl?

This reminds me of a rebuttal I’ve heard about a joke I’ve heard a lot of women make.

Child - “Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?”

Mom - “I just wanted a back rub”

Dad - “All I wanted was a blowjob”

Worth

I got one of these my first try and didn’t realize it was special until my friend who’d been playing for months started freaking out about it lmao

Honest question. How is this not seen as just rolling over and taking it? I’m genuinely curious because to me it’s like giving up. They’re just gonna replace him with someone who actually agrees with them. He could’ve done things to resist from the inside and just do everything he could to disrupt things but this is just throwing your hands up and letting them get away with everything.

I’ll admit I’m completely ignorant in how this position works but that’s how I’ve always felt when someone in this kind of position just quits instead of taking action.

A little ironic considering

The posts are still shown on the main feed (depending on instance) just buried by everything else. Scroll long enough and you’ll see it

Never said it was consensual

As much as I love space and the idea of space travel we have a lot of problems on this planet that need to be solved before we even think about expanding our reach to the stars.