Like if 2 slugs were dipped in trash juice.

Thank you for the edit.

You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.

Good luck all.

Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…

The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠

Any time anyone mentions Ricky gervais this picture should be posted. Thank you for performing the service.

All should know the deep cringe.

Knew a guy who came through a nursing home.

Dude was in his 50s. Had an injury at 17. Fucked him for life. Dude was emotionally stunted at like 13. Confined to a chair, horrific tripping hazard when walking. Harassed women at every opportunity. Stuttered. Had a permanent soft spot. Worst part about the women thing is he knew better. You’d call him on it and he’d stop. Ended up talking to him like a dog near the end.

He was a rolling fucking lawsuit. Dunno where behaviorallly he could have lived but not in an assisted living.

I think the family just moved him around to various places until he got kicked out.

… The ones they don’t mention

Espresso is a bop. We sing along to it just like we do police truck.

Chuck Berry angle

Post your ass on the Internet and more than likely someone will cum to it. Looks like you didn’t even have to do that.

I always got this reference confused with the lil troy song

WHAT WOULD YOUR DOG THINK???

The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2

Chewy and fuckface in the morning.

My favorite is friends who bullshit and call each other gay. At one point the comedian was that way. He just huffed his own farts so long he liked the smell.

We’ve got Bebee netanyahooos kid to lead the party. We are announcing Israel as the 51st state. We also hired a pedophile cabinet to better reach across the isle.

Charlie kirks cadaver as vp

Ok I forgot to charge my ebike and had to fucking raw dog up a hill and started to realize what a slob I am.

I did want to die.

Every new sign in captha I get closer to this image

The human way

Living the dream

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I will follow your example, savvy shit poster