This comment could have been posted word-for-word in February/March 2020 and it would have had the exact same meaning. Even if Trump completely blunders this conflict it will ultimately be someone else’s mess to clean up.

Next AG pick: Tomi Lahren

Guaranteed to have a rip-roaring time!

OP’s dad must be Pentheus

I hope they change Say’s Phoebe just because it’s annoying to say, no one understands when you say its name, its name easily leads to confusion.

Since no one has posted this yet so far, the Mattress Underground is the place to go for high-quality information about mattresses.

You’ll learn far more than you’d ever want to know about mattresses. And you’ll probably end up paying more too if you buy from one of the recommended retailers. But if quality is your main concern, then this is how you figure out what’s real and what’s not.

The same David Brooks who wrote a column just one month ago claiming that people are paying too much attention to Jeffrey Epstein?

https://theintercept.com/2025/12/18/david-brooks-jeffrey-epstein-photos/

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/opinion/epstein-trump-conspiracy.html

FYI the vote did happen a few days ago. It just had the entirely predictable result of failing, since there was no longer any leverage for Republicans to vote for it

This is only scratching the surface of the weirdness of semen retention advocates. Throwback to the Canadian political candidate who advocated for this a few years ago:

“Every time you’re tempted to ejaculate, every time you’re tempted to go watch porn… You are essentially in the fight for your life. You’re fighting for your very lifeforce. Nature’s forgiving, and because of nature’s merciful nature, we’ve taken advantage of that nature and now we’re depleting,” argues Nakula. “Right now the world needs men. Men with full balls,” said the PPC candidate in a YouTube video.

Source: https://thepostmillennial.com/ppc-candidate-calls-himself-a-semen-retention-soldier-claims-he-can-breathe-through-his-testicles

“Breathe deeply into your balls," he wrote on Instagram. “Imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale, imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would”. “Most men never breathe into their balls consciously,” he added.

Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/politician-says-men-should-breathe-25021657

There are lots of stroads in my (American) city where the speed limit is 40mph or roughly 65kph.

All Canadians (at least of a certain age) have learned the etymology of the word Canada from this heritage minute that used to be played all the time on TV: https://youtu.be/nfKr-D5VDBU

Shane MacGowan. Exhibit A: Irish Rover (he comes in around 0:38)

Cleaning, especially doing the goddamn dishes

He endorsed Bernie Sanders in 2020 and I don’t think he’s changed his politics since then.

Slow down, you crazy child. You’re so ambitious for a juvenile. But then if you’re so smart, tell me why are you so afraid?

What about “drouth”?

I don’t think that Jeremy Allen White can be argued either way. He’s definitely a muscle hunk.

Does no one remember Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters??

Do you know what would be even more freaky? If you saw her again.

Anyone remember this classic line from Trump 1.0 about hurricane Florence?

This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water