diabetic_porcupine

Sorry we killed you. Here’s $6,000!

If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??

Runs away

🫚oops sorry that’s my ginger root. It must have fallen out of my ass while I was figging.

I cut off his head!

Fuck off

Hey we said you get 30 minutes we never said consecutive… I bet you have like a bank of stored minutes and they continue expiring while you’re not listening. So legally you get the full 30 minutes…. Just not when you expected to.

NO RIZZ??

… right?

This is the most eloquent way I’ve ever heard this expressed. I feel I have a much much deeper understanding of Americas debt crisis after reading this comment. Do you work in finance? Did you use ai to write any of this?

You know what this is based AF because if you don’t do it a second time how would you know if it wasn’t a weird edge case or a race condition or maybe you just didn’t internalize the cause and effect because you weren’t looking for it until a bug appeared

It looks like some kind of epoxy

Praise be to Ah-LAH