How many cringy fake-cute smarmy “Byes!” does it take to get to the center of an actual block? The world may never know…

Oh they can’t make graphs or excel sheets either don’t worry.

Yeah I know, that’s what I said

Not even that, since it’s not loaded with violence to the gills the way the other is.

What’s the solve? The Republicans are always going to offer up a candidate with more hideous stances than whoever the Dems offer up. The Dems could run Trump himself and the GOP would manage to find someone worse, are you voting for Trump in that race because he’s not Super Trump?

I’m empathetic to harm reduction and the associated stances but where does the slide to the right end if Liberal voters loyally motorboat the hooters of the “least bad evil”?

Can’t vote our way out of this

Ladies and Gentlemen, the “party of law and order”

Wish NPR had the guts to have a left wing bias. Between fund drives, hand wringing, pearl clutching, and some biographic segment on the death of an obscure vaudeville act reviewer, they’re pressed for time to come up with anything else

Are you really enough of an insane ghoul to be suggesting “The Invisible Hand of the Market” about dying of heatstroke?

Soon to appear:

“…by the TOTALLY NOT GENOCIDAL NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT BRO I PROMIIIIISE government of Israel has…”

[Edited By: Gigi Getngahu]

Smallest violin, where are the insufferable hodl guys now?

The party of “small government” strikes again

Nothing dishonorable about not dismembering children, maybe don’t sign up to be a tacti-cool pig in the first place.

The world “works” in lots of ways, you don’t have to deepthroat the evil running it

I’d demonstrate (using my ass) sitting on my hands and not participating in mass murder of Palestinian children. The very premise of “just following orders” is that there is a legal or duty bound obligation. I didn’t care for it when Nazis used it and I don’t for it when someone two letters from Andrew Tate is spilling it from their thin, Ben Shapiro flavoured lips

Giving the entire US Army the “just following orders” cop out, incredible. Going to need a gastroenterologist to get that boot out

You always know you’re going to hear some pig fellating boot sucking shit take when someone calls oinkers “officer”.

No joke Jesus Christ

“Squeezing” doing a lot of heavy lifti–er, squeezing

There has never been a leftist US supreme court, regardless of what fantasy you’ve concocted in Enlightened Centrismland

They “admitted it” by way of blaming the post for not being a verbatim transcription of the article they failed to read

Don’t worry, they meant well but are now a victim

That’s what happened in my thread anyway