CEO of a giant fast-food chain after taking a single bite of one of his company’s burgers

He hardly even had to pay for it!!!1!! 🫩

Oh, you don’t actually expect them to pay all that money back, do you? It’s already been spent! 😬

I found this morsel particularly poignant:

"Ironically, Meta expected rights groups to be too busy to step in, given the disastrous geopolitical climate.

“We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns,” the document reads, as quoted by the NYT."

Just for clarification: with these style of posts, am i supposed to read the bottom one first? I can’t remember when these types of posts came into circulation, but I’ve been puzzled about them ever since. It’s like the first/top line is sometimes the punchline, and i feel like i spoiled a joke or story by reading it from top to bottom.

❤️❤️❤️ that is a screen that would have put a tremendous smile on my face back in the day. Hell, it perked me up quite a bit just now, lol

With this new trend of journalists using AI to conduct polls without consulting any real people, are we about to enter an age where journalists have AI simply generate an image of the event they’re reporting on so they can save $ on photography?

I find it interesting that everyone expects an artist–someone who makes far less–to continually come up with good ideas or become irrelevant… but fuck-faces like this have one success and never have to come up with anything even remotely good ever again

Vicious circrule

Don’t tell me: they sent him on a donut run 😬

Thank you 😂

Can already hear them: “What the fuck?! Don’t you know fighting back is unfair?!?”

It’s really no wonder these guys set up an island to sexually abuse minors

I shouldn’t be surprised. Go fucking figure 😑

Ooooh are they gonna start scalping movie tickets? Sounds like that could be where this is headed

It’s awesome this 25+ year old system is still getting love from the community. The Dreamcast was really cool for it’s time. Reminds me of when i was still optimistic about new consoles… Not that it was the best ever by any stretch but it did enough to earn it’s place in my collection.

Love these! Thanks for posting em 🥂

Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏

Apple products about to get even more expensive!

…and make their competitions products more expensive too, i suppose

It’s a win-win really 🫠

Imagine pouring your years and efforts into making this company the giant it became, and this is how they repay you. I have to imagine it’s gonna be hard to find a new job at the same pay level etc, considering everyone is currently making big cuts to their workforce 🫠

“After careful consideration of Oracle’s current business needs, we have made the decision to eliminate your role as part of a broader organizational change,” copies of layoff notification email viewed by Business Insider stated. “As a result, today is your last working day.”

Oh, and one last thing:

Oracle declined to comment.

It takes a good guy with a metal-bristle grill brush to stop a bad guy with a metal-bristle grill brush 🥂