They said this air would be breathable,

Get in get out again and no one gets hurt.

You knod to me and point up the hill,

I look down at my red shirt.

I look down at my red shirt.

My sister has 5 children. I have no idea how she manages, but she never sees her husband. He’s always working triple overtime.

Repaying bondholders.

ADHD

They do a full body scan, and if you present female then your penis shows up as an unidentified mass that needs explanation.

Your dog looks like Steve Buscemi.

It’s basically how any emulation is legal. The software isn’t breaking any laws. It just interprets the data.

The cheapest dice bag that comes with liquor.

Crown Royal is a delivery mechanism for dice bags.

But Google isn’t taking it down for any reason, they’re giving someone else the revenue for the young woman’s work.

No true scammer.

I haven’t had Chick-fil-A in close to 10 years. Fuck em.

Til my ex-wife stole that joke, but I can say she actually did it.

My ex used to sneak up on our Pit Tango while he was sleeping and put skittles in his jowls so that when he woke up he would and I quote ‘taste the rainbow’. So there is a secondary use.

They heads so big so they can hold all them smiles.

1. You’re using catharsis correctly.
2. Parents just don’t understand.

It seems like a copout but this is a cycle that has happened many many times. Your brain is developing and you’re exploring deeper concepts that reflect your new understanding of the world and it’s darknesses. Just a few years ago you were a much simpler animal to understand, and your parents probably took some pride in their ability to manage your emotions and keep you happy. Now you’re moody and pulling away, and they, like many parents before them, are getting worried. When you were younger they were your whole world, so they take it a little personally when they hear you talking about cruelty and darkness. It can make them feel like they’re not in control and that they can’t help. So they get worried in ways that they weren’t expecting and over react. Hopefully they can reflect on it and learn that your world isn’t focused on them anymore, but not all parents can make this leap of introspection.

Ultimately you’re not wrong, and they’re not wrong. It’s just a part of growing up.

Better than the quidditch craze from 10 years ago, until it’s revealed a horse is transphobic.

Jucika is my spirit animal.

This one almost never comes up, but it’s my favorite.