Cat distribution system suffers a pretty serious glitch…

Fucking, 30 years of bad headlines from this one POS.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE:

term limits/ votes of no confidence/ calls for impeachment/ efforts to reform the Judicial/ … The adults?

Bad news with the AMOC modeling yesterday. 2100 is starting to seem optimistic…

Seriously. I’ve got a FF plugin that automatically replaces “Fetterman” with “A Bag of Dicks Wearing a Hoodie”

It’s a real time saver…

I do not understand what is happening here…

But I do agree this is the BEST sci Fi novel of the year.

,8,9

Look back on this moment fondly: the time before “wet bulb” became widely known…

Tennessee…

… Blue Steel!

Right, his revenge vendetta against… the wind.

I don’t remember what the fuck that’s about: Is that one of the important ones that we need to keep track of like how he fucks little kids or wants to invade Canada, or is that one just background noise that can be safely ignored like how he pretends to be tall or how he wants to fuck his own daughter?

God, I’m so tired…

Something. Something, Rule of Law…

It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.

Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…

Jesus… How many schools did they have??

All forms of opposition should be encouraged, regardless of impact or effectiveness.

Push them all forward systemically. These efforts can potentiate each other, building political pressure and a growing desire for social change.

Theory:

Assembly shows solidarity, and helps to cement a political outlook shared by others. It reminds those in power that we are here and oppose them. Gathering for a mass protest builds the reflex - making it easier to gather en mass in situations when real opposition can make the biggest difference

Practice:

Hey, knock off all that fascism or we WILL take another lap…

Oh. The Atlantic.

I suppose you’re old enough now that we should “the talk”

See, now, when the President wants to fuck us all for what is in comparison a laughably small sum of money…

Fetishizing mythology as national policy.

Yeah. Great. Sure.

Fucking kill us all because school teachers are secretly centaurs in disguise and the Ark of the Covenant contains a coupon for a free Lexus, and if you’re special enough to believe in White Jesus then heaven is a gated community, and they have the best HOA ever.

Like, maybe it’s just better if Homo Sapiens doesn’t survive?

Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?

“Ageless Linux Emerges” sounds all cosmic-horror for some reason?

…In the house of R’lyeh, Dead Tux lies dreaming