…Who is getting payed shit wages for the privilege of having that job

It can never be held accountable, therefore…

And what if you actually wipe your ass? What are you then? just an asshole?

Society would be categorically better if this were achieved.

An AI can never be held accountable, therefore an AI must never always make a management decision.

“I’m no two-bit wh*re!”

“How about three bits?”

Welcome $HOME 😊

That sounds… normal? and maybe even sensible, especially if LinkedIn does SSR, since that could allow the servers know how to tailor the content to the specific browser requesting a page.

Holy shit, year of the IPv6??

(I know this was 2025)

The update rolled out perfectly for my Kubernetes setup (using the Docker image). 👍

Normally, I’d be reading about NPM security breaches and AI security breaches separately, but now I can get them in the same article! Truly amazing how technology has progressed.

If you’re on the US like me, it’ll take you and I out with it. Worth it in the long-run, of course, but as always, we hardly ever gain anything when wealthy win, but boy are we made to suffer when they lose.

As someone else said, more succinctly: privatize the profits, socialize the losses.

You’re backgrounding the cunnilingus?

Wow, with the cock and the balls! What a steal!

Damn, they don’t even think the goonbot will sell? They really must be in a tough spot lmao

Plot twist: the chud is the boss’ son

Finally, a use-case for AI—malware!

Yeah, that paragraph is where I stopped reading lol

Blog post aside, NixOS is fantastic. Once you get the Nix DSL down, it makes everything so smooth once you know how to configure your system. The learning curve for me came not from the packages, but learning how to set up system/program configurations using configuration.nix, instead of the standard config files. But once you get that down, you can rebuild essentially the exact same system from a single file. I use it for my worker nodes on my server cluster, and it makes setup of new nodes a dream. Definitely recommend.

“Jones Barbecue & Foot Massage” type beat

Guix is such a cool idea, but Nix accomplishes essentially the same thing, and the syntax is much more accessible in a post-JavaScript world. Most programmers nowadays aren’t that familiar with Lisp-like syntax, for better or worse.