“I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute.”

“Are you going to eat it?”

“…Yes”

Taco soup?

That’s actually an almost weekly occurrence for me, and I’m going to start using it.

“What should we have for dinner?” “Something light. I’m really huarn surnog today.”

Ugh… I’m so tired of “microslop” and “AI slop”.

I’m not defending Microsoft in any way, but they were releasing buggy updates long before the rise of AI.

57598641, checking in.

Also, I just recently found a list online of old-school BBS names and numbers, and that was a fun 15 minutes going, “yup, called that one. and that one. ooh, that was the one with great u/d ratios.”
Ah Telix…

And then the first time you see a cicada wasp…
The sight of one of those will make you want to find a brick to drop on it, until you find out that they’re completely harmless. (unless you’re a cicada)

So, when he says something like, “Oh man, I’m going to bomb this bathroom”, he’s not lyin’.

Hey, what does that little switch do?

This one?

No, no. The other one.

This one?

No. Up. Up. Look, see where your hand is? Not there. Yes! That one right there! What does it do?

No idea.

They keep running out of black Sharpie pens, and they’re waiting on an Amazon delivery.

To be honest, I haven’t done a full shutdown of my PC (Win 10) in likely over a year and a half, so I never would have noticed this, even if I were running 11.

He hurt baby’s feelings.

They had to immediately make that call.
Anyone with even an ounce of brain matter sees the true story, but the Trump camp needed to quickly twist the facts to keep the MAGAts on their side and slathering at the mouth.

This murder is 1000x worse, but the narrative is exactly the same as the ‘immigrants are eating people’s pets’ bullshit.
All 100% untrue, but the Trump people will continue to lie, double-down and shout their version of the story at every possible moment to drown out the real truth. Which is, they are full of shit, and they know they are full of shit, but they can’t risk showing even the slightest crack in their hold on power, as warped as it is.

I won’t argue that airlines treat people like cattle, but one should still make an attempt at looking respectable.

You’re not doing it for the airline. You’re doing it for those who have to look at you.

Especially an airport.
People just have zero class traveling on airplanes these days. If that’s your best attempt at looking respectable, then you failed.
And don’t claim comfort. There are many ways of looking decent and comfortable at the same time.

(yeah yeah, get off my lawn)

Aside from the house, who the hell is going to pay the electric bill.
Does every damn light in the place need to be on?

35 years, and it seems like it was yesterday.

https://www.playdosgames.com/online/commander-keen-1/

My SSID has always been “InfectedWithVirus”.

My wife and I are both introverted. (and I have some social anxiety in certain situations)

We met on a dating site called “OurTime”. I can’t speak for it now, as that was 15 years ago, but it’s a site geared towards people 45 years and up, who don’t want to deal with the bullshit of other dating sites.
(neither of us were 45 at the time, but that didn’t seem to matter)

We have similar interests and that made it easy to start conversations. We talked back and forth for a week or two, and then started voice calls for about a week before actually going on a date.
We didn’t rush things along and just took things as they came, and got married about three years later.

GitGubN00b

That just made the mental image 10x worse.