Oh no, you!

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Cake day: November 3rd, 2024

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  • Back in the day I memorized the lyrics and tried to sing along to the hardware story inventory selection part. Since no human have lungs big enough, a friend and I learned to alternate back and forth so we could cover the entire thing.

    They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters,
    Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters,
    Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
    BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,
    Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters,
    Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters,
    Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
    Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,
    Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,
    Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation,
    Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
    Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,
    Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers,
    Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers,
    Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
    Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers,


  • I was bored as hell, sitting in a hotel room with literally nothingbto do for three days (waiting to get my passport back from visa processing), so I looked up the phone number of someone I used to know before we moved to opposite ends of the country years ago. I ended up getting an invite to a discord, and we now have two nights per week set aside for gaming together. Not just him, but the others on the discord too, so I’m not as socially isolated anymore.

    And when there’s no gaming going on, just hanging out in VoIP is still nice. I might be baking stuff in blender or perl, while someone else is painting minifigs or planning a D&D campaign. It’s not easy having a social life when I’m a family man with four kids, living in the middle of nowhere with no shared interests with anyone nearby. This is my remedy.




  • Lol no

    I might be curious about the car itself, just to figure out how it may or may not differ from my own, based on the year it was made, but I don’t give two shits about the driver. I generally don’t like other people, and car brand ownership makes no difference in this equation.

    Used to drive a Tank 1995 Volvo 940, and more than a few times did someone approach me to talk to a fellow “vintage Volvo enthusiast”.

    Now that I drive a 2019 Volvo XC90 T8, people assume that I am a Volvo enthusiast based on the fact that I’ve had two Volvos in a row. The truth is that I really liked the durable tank that was my old car, and I really like the comfort of my new car. They are not similar in any shape or form. They just happen to both be Volvos.


  • I am by no means an expert (closer to the opposite, actually), but I always considered Time as the 4th dimension to be a bit of a fallacy that inhibits further thinking on the subject.

    Sure, time can be considered a fourth dimension when looking at it from a perspective of trying to determine possible states of a system, as it adds one more axis in which an object can move. However, when it comes down to mathematics and physics, I consider it more like a property that is applied to a system and objects in it, regardless how many axis of movement is applied to it.

    And just to be clear: I don’t understand it fully either, and I don’t know if it is correct. it’s just how I prefer to look at it, and it holds true in most circumstances I stumble across. I have no idea how a tesseract would look to a four dimensional eye.