My favorite thing is the ability for most if not all hands on comms to have the most random conversations and then stop cold as soon as “standby…” Is heard. Then after all the cues have been given, the conversation picks up exactly wherever it left off.

Standing

I’m a theatre tech and stagehand. “Go” is saved for cue calls. It’s always lift on three. One two THREE.

Body shaming? Get the fuck out.

I really wish I understood where this apostrophe s for a plural bullshit started. Sundays. The apostrophe is not needed in the slightest.

This is new to me. That’s just advanced stupid.

And this is one of many reasons why Buzz gets a free pass to throw hands at flat earthers and moon landing deniers.

This Texan didn’t vote for the child rapist warmonger either. Fucking hate it here.

I woke up during the last bit of my first cataract surgery (was awake through the entirety of the other one). I remember being in the hallway, waiting to be rolled into the surgery room and then waking up in a panic with one of the doctors calmly repeating, “Don’t freak out.”

What belongs to the chilis?

How about not using it in the first place?

Gonna need a whole bunch of Dawn

Senator playing war hero assaults actual hero.

I’d bet he’s got a brother named Frankjohn or a sister named Beckyjane.

The spacing and my lack of glasses had me read it as “The mixed cream cough, for a berry filled drop.”

It won’t last.

As Jesus said, “Fuck ICE.”

I’ll never understand hazing. I joined a fraternity because I liked the people in it and loved the organization’s philosophies. One of which was a zero tolerance stance on hazing. Didn’t matter if you were one of the oldest chapters or one in the process of chartering, National would pull your letters and shutter your chapter.

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