Written language. It literally lets us communicate with people thousands of years apart and around the world. Most significant technological development in human history imo.

Let me know. I’ll buy rotten tomatoes for everyone who attends. Pop this bitch with gross food.

Sorry, I forgot that the Epstein files “on her desk” turned out no new info. She’s great.

It makes me happy that fuckface is visibly aging. When he was nominated, he looked 14yo. Now he has white hair. Let’s make him look like fucking Gollum.

Yes! We should feel bad! Unfortunately, there are people who think what that asshat does is awesome. My mother, who I won’t speak to because two of the ladies in her sons’ lives are now at risk. Fuck these people. They are selfish and frightened and they externalize their fear.

Oh no! Our poor big wet boy!

Too bad he externalizes shame by punishing others.

Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.

Or just stick with an instance that doesn’t block others and judge for yourself. I thought Hexbears were descent people experiencing crisis as we all flooded in.

Now that’s some April Fools trolling done right.

Send it to the admin(s) of the instance. I’m sure they don’t want to host that bullshit.

Back in the Slashdot days, where they let this shit run wild, I hated this day every year.

“I orgasmed in my wife seven times!”

Man, I thought I couldn’t agree harder than the audiophile meme a few minutes ago. I was wrong.

That’s because he spontaneously exploded.

True, but the headline also is technically accurate.

The Post and Courier also reported that around 30 pages of documents listed in an internal DOJ trial evidence inventory still remain missing.

I’m sure that was an oversight and they’ll rush to publish the missing pages asap. /s

I mean, I’d have expected at least some acknowledgment.

Congrats to PT Anderson! I was excited to see his latest regardless of Leo being in it. I had a good time.

Nothing pissed me off like a city with no trash cans when I still smoked cigarettes and carried the butts with me. Walked for blocks and blocks with no place to dispose of them responsibly. Fuck you, Berkeley.

I woke up at 3am after seeing Nine Inch Nails last night because I didn’t take my (prescribed) sleeping pills. I drank a LOT, but I just don’t stay asleep. I’m tired! I just can’t stay asleep. I’ll be close to falling asleep in several hours when I’m trying to pretend to work. Sucks.

But he’s the guy who’s gonna expose the deep state! He super promised us.

Stupid people believe this asshole. Like my dumbass mother who voter for him three times. I no longer speak with her. Fuck everyone who voted for that piece of shit because they believed the harm wouldn’t affect them personally.