das-eck.hausAgent641, agent641@lemmy.world
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Comments by Agent641, agent641@lemmy.world
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I recently bought the 5-door Suzuki Jimny with a roof rack and ladder, and can confirm it’s the best and most satisfying car I’ve ever bought. Carries lumber on the roof, can drive up inclined that other 4wd cars cannot, floats over sandand mud, sipspetrol, it’s fantastic. It doesn’t come with a ton of stupid touchscreen controls or driver assist nonsense either, it’s just - a car - like they used to sell 20 years ago. It has a keyhole in the door and the steering column. It weighs about 1/2 what a jeep weighs, and 1/3rd of a big LandCruiser.
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
It was actually pioneered by Thatcher in the 80s, if you don’t believe me google Margaret Thatcher Rule 34
Greentext@sh.itjust.works
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
Science Memes@mander.xyz
The internet works this way too. Blow up one undersea cable and traffic rerouted somewhere else, but slower.
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
On the contrary, I would fight side-by-side with a Komodo Dragon to destroy New York. Well, not all of New York, just part of it. One building in particular.
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I’m happy with my monocule. Every couch feels like an XL couch when you’re by yourself
Greentext@sh.itjust.works
I use all these techniques to get out of paying for prostitutes.
(Just kidding I can’t afford prostitutes)
Comic Strips@lemmy.world
Sorry I’m late, I got distracted by worrying about what if I’m late.
They charged you to be a cam whore?
Computer can be used for something productive. TV cannot.
It is a poor tech user who blames his screens. I should know, I have the shittiest screens of anyone
Comic Strips@lemmy.world
You’re more likely to end up with a malevolent trickster entity masquerading as your Tulpa.
memes@lemmy.world
I play Statele every day and I’m not from the US. I’m usually wrongthough so I guess
I recently bought the 5-door Suzuki Jimny with a roof rack and ladder, and can confirm it’s the best and most satisfying car I’ve ever bought. Carries lumber on the roof, can drive up inclined that other 4wd cars cannot, floats over sandand mud, sipspetrol, it’s fantastic. It doesn’t come with a ton of stupid touchscreen controls or driver assist nonsense either, it’s just - a car - like they used to sell 20 years ago. It has a keyhole in the door and the steering column. It weighs about 1/2 what a jeep weighs, and 1/3rd of a big LandCruiser.
It was actually pioneered by Thatcher in the 80s, if you don’t believe me google Margaret Thatcher Rule 34
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
Did the CEO of wolves write this?
The internet works this way too. Blow up one undersea cable and traffic rerouted somewhere else, but slower.
Grenades only.
On the contrary, I would fight side-by-side with a Komodo Dragon to destroy New York. Well, not all of New York, just part of it. One building in particular.
I’m happy with my monocule. Every couch feels like an XL couch when you’re by yourself
I use all these techniques to get out of paying for prostitutes.
(Just kidding I can’t afford prostitutes)
Sorry I’m late, I got distracted by worrying about what if I’m late.
M’Lord
They charged you to be a cam whore?
Computer can be used for something productive. TV cannot.
It is a poor tech user who blames his screens. I should know, I have the shittiest screens of anyone
Lmao, even
You’re more likely to end up with a malevolent trickster entity masquerading as your Tulpa.
The 1995 film Tank Girl
Did someone say sexy kangaroos?
I play Statele every day and I’m not from the US. I’m usually wrongthough so I guess