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Die Mart Die, diemartin@sh.itjust.works

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ES: Un nerd cualquiera, mayormente informática y juegos. Introvertido. Daltónico. Amante de los gatos.

EN: Just a random nerd, mostly IT and games. Introvert. Colorblind. Cat lover.

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reply to: An intelligence of pure malevolence. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

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Decluttering

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Screenshot of a quote post on Bluesky, by user Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social). The post contains an edited image of the painting titled "Jesus Speaking to the Disciples of John the Baptist", by Jean-Baptiste de Champaigne (circa 1670), edited with a partial speech bubble to make it look like Jesus is the one speaking in the quoted post. The quoted post by user fesshole (@fesshole.bsky.social) reads: "I can't explain it but at the age of 33 I've become obsessed with decluttering in case I die abruptly and my wife is left with all my shit. Started selling a bunch of stuff and using the money for experiences and holidays rather than just shit. Feel so much better."

Edit: Whoops! Forgot the sauce.

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reply to: Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Let me rephrase:

I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.

This post reminded me of this.

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reply to: Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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I know GH bad and all that, but there’s https://guthib.com/

Edit: apparently I misremembered and it doesn’t redirect you

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reply to: [deleted post] in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

In the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.

This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok

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reply to: Living la vida loca in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Never heard of Timbaland before (and I only knew Aaliyah by name), but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

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reply to: Living la vida loca in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Never heard of Timbaland before, but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

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reply to: Living la vida loca in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

I’m not sure what the third sentence means. Some context pls?

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reply to: real! in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.

I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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reply to: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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I just can’t look, it’s killing me… She’s talking to pest control

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reply to: I assigned myself one of these things but why do they exist? in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Is that client-specific? I bounce between Voyager and Jerboa for reasons. Voyager has user tags, and I have some people tagged as “Fave” there, but I can’t find that in Jerboa.

I rarely use the web interface, and haven’t looked there.

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Please, heve mercy! I hoarded housing as an investment and I need you to pay for it!

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Political cartoon of a bloated man in suit is sitting at a table, eating a globe that is on it. Caption on the man reads "renters"; caption on the globe reads "welfare". The man is dropping crumbs labeled "rent" at a small silhouette of a man labeled "landlords".
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reply to: pls? in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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If he doesn’t pick up after ringing once I’ll just hang up

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Posts by Die Mart Die, diemartin@sh.itjust.works

Decluttering

c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world by
Screenshot of a quote post on Bluesky, by user Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social). The post contains an edited image of the painting titled "Jesus Speaking to the Disciples of John the Baptist", by Jean-Baptiste de Champaigne (circa 1670), edited with a partial speech bubble to make it look like Jesus is the one speaking in the quoted post. The quoted post by user fesshole (@fesshole.bsky.social) reads: "I can't explain it but at the age of 33 I've become obsessed with decluttering in case I die abruptly and my wife is left with all my shit. Started selling a bunch of stuff and using the money for experiences and holidays rather than just shit. Feel so much better."

Edit: Whoops! Forgot the sauce.

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Please, heve mercy! I hoarded housing as an investment and I need you to pay for it!

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Political cartoon of a bloated man in suit is sitting at a table, eating a globe that is on it. Caption on the man reads "renters"; caption on the globe reads "welfare". The man is dropping crumbs labeled "rent" at a small silhouette of a man labeled "landlords".
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pls?

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can i just text saul or email saul or something
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Swayze

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Edited poster for the 1990 movie "Ghost". Molly (Demi Moore) and Sam (Patrick Swayze) are embracing. Molly asks "Is this the ghost?". Sam responds "No, this is Patrick". The words "ghost" and "Patrick" are taken from the poster itself.
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Choina

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Photos of Donald Trump in various poses, edited to make his mouth occupy most of his face, remove the nose, and change his eyes to small foogly eyes.
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After all, why not?

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An image with two panels. The first one is an edited screenshot from the 2001 movie "The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring". Bilbo Baggins is looking at his phone. The second panel shows the phone showing a conversation in ChatGPT. Bilbo writes "After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?". ChatGPT responds "You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself."
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I'm losing my mind

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Photo of shelves on a supermarket. There are two sets of cleaning scrubs hanging from one of the shelves, one in pink above, the other in black below. Each set is comprised of two long scrubs on the sides, and a short one in the middle. The way the sets are arranged resembles the general shape of Miku from Vocaloid

Edit: please correct me if the colors in the description are wrong. I’m colorblind ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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All Cacas Are Bastards

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Photo of a police officer leaning against the corner of a wall. The perpendicular wall reflects the P and O from the "POLICE" sign on his back, making it look like it says "POOP".
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The PS5 has no games! smh

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Screenshot of a post on some unidentified website. Cannot make the PS5 controller vibrate continuously non-stop wirelessly. I need my PS5 controller to vibrate continuously, non-stop, and really hard. I also need it to do so wirelessly and while not attached to any cords or cables. I have searched the web long and hard and have found mo results and no answers -- nothing
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Hard work

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Screenshot of a LinkedIn post. I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? (The rest of the long post is blacked out until almost the end, then continues) CEO (my dad) (A bit more blacked out text follows, then ends with) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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Jk jk unless...?

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What if we kissed at the GAY CAT CLINIC
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u WoT m8

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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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Photo of an advertisement for a chiropractor on the inside of the subway train. The text reads "it's amazing how a big fat check can ease the pain". The H and E letters of the word "check" are hidden behind a pole, so the word is up to the reader's imagination
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Greedy bastards

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A big pipe transporting water. A fat man in a suit sits on an armchair, receiving most of the water, with the caption "People showering for more than 30 seconds". A malnourished man sits on the floor under the pipe, drinking a few drops that drips from a small leak under the pipe, with the caption "A.I. datacenters".
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It's Cuz Of That [REDACTED] 'Pizza'

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Screenshot of Final Fantasy 7 Cloud, Tifa, and Red XIII are looking at an impaled giant snake, the Midgar Zolom. A speech bubble shows Cloud saying "Did Sephiroth do this?", except that Sephiroth's name is redacted with a black rectangle.
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This is inssein

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Melkey (@MelkeyDev) on Twitter says: "Maybe laying off 30000 people wasn't the best tactic", and posts a graph titled "Amazon Web Services outages reported in the last 24 hours". The graph resembles a person lying on the floor seen from the side, much like the Saddam Hussein's resting place meme
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Comments by Die Mart Die, diemartin@sh.itjust.works

reply to: An intelligence of pure malevolence. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

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reply to: Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Let me rephrase:

I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.

This post reminded me of this.

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reply to: Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World. in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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I know GH bad and all that, but there’s https://guthib.com/

Edit: apparently I misremembered and it doesn’t redirect you

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reply to: [deleted post] in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

In the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.

This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok

 reply
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reply to: Living la vida loca in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Never heard of Timbaland before (and I only knew Aaliyah by name), but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

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reply to: Living la vida loca in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Never heard of Timbaland before, but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

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reply to: Living la vida loca in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

I’m not sure what the third sentence means. Some context pls?

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reply to: real! in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.

I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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reply to: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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I just can’t look, it’s killing me… She’s talking to pest control

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reply to: I assigned myself one of these things but why do they exist? in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Is that client-specific? I bounce between Voyager and Jerboa for reasons. Voyager has user tags, and I have some people tagged as “Fave” there, but I can’t find that in Jerboa.

I rarely use the web interface, and haven’t looked there.

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reply to: pls? in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
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If he doesn’t pick up after ringing once I’ll just hang up

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reply to: Advertisements in Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

Remember kids: despite what the ad industry may claim, they’re running arbitrary code on your devices, so it’s your moral duty to not so politely tell them to fuck off

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