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MTZ, mtz@lemmy.world
Instance: lemmy.world
Joined: 6 months ago
Posts: 342
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Hey little guy, I’m just walking through from another timeline where monsters eat truth.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I didn’t make this. I just stole it and it already had the cum stain.
If I understand correctly….Rose way laying on a couch because she didn’t feel well. Perry came up and sat on her face. As a result, Rose projectile vomited, likely due to intoxication as well as having an unfamiliar vag shoved in her face. (allegedly)
Hugo Boss 1939 collection.
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.
I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.
My whats on whats?
Isn’t that just ancient Egypt? At any rate, based AF.
Lmao @ the cop
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I also like being kink shamed. (Not a secret)
What does that flag represent?
Might I suggest a Red Bull?
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I don’t actually mind that. I kinda like that. (secretly)
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
That is our lady of holy grace, Katy Perry.
Inspiring
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ at the Cannes and Venice Film Festivals. There were standing ovations as well.
ShitpostID: 281172951
I didn’t make this. I just stole it and it already had the cum stain.
Doing the Lord's work.
Fuck Zionism
If I understand correctly….Rose way laying on a couch because she didn’t feel well. Perry came up and sat on her face. As a result, Rose projectile vomited, likely due to intoxication as well as having an unfamiliar vag shoved in her face. (allegedly)
Hugo Boss 1939 collection.
I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.
I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.
Big brain activities!!
A handy graphic to bring you up to speed on the Katy Perry/Ruby Rose situation.
877-CASH-NOW
Open Carry Loophole
Biblically accurate resurrection (colorized)
I’m not sure but psilocybin was involved.
And it's now time for everyone's favorite game....
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