Out of Context DnD

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voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months ago

"They should call this G&G!"

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"They should call this G&G!"

voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months ago

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voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months ago

"He died as he lived. With his head up his Air Sucking System."

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"He died as he lived. With his head up his Air Sucking System."

voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Player: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."

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Player: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Me: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?

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Me: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?

makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Player 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"

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Player 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."

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"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 2 years ago

Cleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"

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Cleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"

voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 2 years ago

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Stamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrin

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"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrin

Stamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Player: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."

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Player: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Player: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."

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Player: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Player: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."

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Player: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 years ago

“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”

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“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”

megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 years ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Player: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."

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Player: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago

Player : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of trees

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Player : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of trees

FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago

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FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago

Player : Foreskin is an emotional statement.

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Player : Foreskin is an emotional statement.

FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 years ago

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jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Eh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.

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Eh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.

jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Player: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."

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Player: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."

ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Player: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."

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Player: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 years ago

"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"

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"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"

megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 years ago

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PoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"

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"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"

PoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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