You just described me sober.

for me, it’s:

• Hooray, a new Star Wars/Trek show!

Five minutes later…

• I can’t follow this new Star Wars/Trek show…

Everything small is just a small version of something big

NGL, I love watching physics/science/math videos on YT when I’m baked.

The math one seems like a nightmare

Depends on what’s on the menu

It’s all fuckin spirals man

That cat’s going to have to learn to ride a bike while sucking his own dick if he ever wants to join the circus.