Starfleet academy was good and I’m tired of everyone pretending it wasn’t.

“You got such pretty eyes…. For a snake”

I spent a lot of time at Wrigley in the 80s, seen a lot of bad teams and a lot of almost-good teams.

The almost-good teams hurt way more.

The jets have been eliminated from playoff contention

Does this girl not have a dad? If some man said that to my daughter I’d catch a charge wtf dude

Let’s see what Ohtani can do today!

Religious people are full of shit. Or they’d all have died in service to their make believe bullshit already.

If they still breathe and claim religion their lying

Gross dude. Just wear an umpire hat. That hat makes me wanna puke

Just call it Giants stadium. Fuck naming rights. You don’t have to do that. You ain’t getting paid.

Baseball is keeping me sane. Let’s go dodgers!

Riker does need to loosen up.

Reading this I thought wow that looks just like that one spot in Robin Hood. You know the one where a cowboy plays robin hood for some reason ?

And sho nuff…

Only insecure lame stupid men think being an insecure lame stupid man is cool.

I knew this fucking pineapple was too good to be true

You get oxygen free copper because you install it permanently and don’t want it to rust and fail and have to rip out your ceiling and walls

So get the good stuff it’s not sound quality it’s so it lasts

þat’s cool

It’s a thorn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)

I think it should be called a þorn tho? But that looks dirty

Thank the fediverse.

Rad. That is some nice hardware.

You know who I can stand? Quentin Tarantino. He’s just weak I don’t know why he keeps getting work.