the the

Its real

You wanna know who is on record for hosting a birthday party celebration for Hitler?

I remember when they promised that anyone who paid for YouTube Red would be allowed to pay for YouTube Premium for the same price until the sun explodes.

And then they scrapped it.

It wasn’t a surprise. But I was disappointed.

> dropping nukes on Japan

> Jewish genocide

> Palestinian genocide

> native inhabitant genocide

> shooting protestors

It’s officially canon that God doesn’t see these as sins because he’s a cunt.

Well, we found the one who doesnt have trypop

I’m not Neat, I’m oretistic.

Sartre’s first name was probably?

Neat.

How does being here make the joke real?

*screams geometrically*

Give her my number.

What’s she doing later on?

adding context

Very on brand

It is endlessly hilarious to me how the narrative has shifted from being a right wing conspiracy, and with a little PR spin…

“a specific far-right Israeli government has extraordinary leverage over a specific US administration”

is fact the left can agree on.

But here’s the thing… Netanyahu has been in the top spot for 17 of the last 29 years.

At what point does it stop being a far-right Israeli government doing this, and simply become a default setting?

Who would’ve thought a theocracy was a bad fucking idea?

Dude you can’t ask for a fork its so embarrassing!

*stains shirt with hoisin sauce*

You could tell me it tastes like salt and musk and I’d gurgle on gallons of yellow tinged goo

You’re right, and that’s why I only eat plant based meat, like chicken and cow.

Mar-a-lago face

Oh baby, I like it rough, so bring your Earthling Ed debate videos

OK I’m here, who wants to sit next to me?