Aww man. I thought that some person took its urn to get signed by the Undertaker. :(

There is a dead person inside, if not, you can use it to put a dead person inside.

I don’t know if you can do something similar in the USA or any other country, but in México, we have PROFECO. You can call them and tell them that some company is providing products or services using false advertising, even if those are “free”. It is called “protect the consumer”.

Ahhh I remember when pozole was invented in the early 80’s down the street in some block in the bronx

You can sue them. If is not specified that must be in a row you CAN sue, or at least you can report them with the competent organization. It’s in normal language, not legal language. People using spotify are not lawyers, are normal people. If the thing says “30 minutes free” it do must mean that, no “ooohhh you mean, 30 minutes, like, in row??” bullshit.

Fuck Spotify. Also, I can’t hear the music that I want in their free plan, because I choose some song and the platform plays whatever they want. Again, fuck them.

You pay premium to get 30s ads only

the guy who didn’t wanted to shit like for 3 or 4 days straight

Calamardo Tentáculos in latin spanish.

“I’ve nEver BeeN witH thAt pedoPhile”. Well not with that one, specifically.

you can do both

Didn’t knew that Naked was a state

Justin bieber was older than me back then. Did I pass?

Yeah, but that would be in active tense. “Apilas las sillas” would be “You stack the chairs”.

holy shit. i’m going to print this

Yeah, something like “las sillas deben apilarse” is not a direct translation but the idea is there.

Sorry, but is not like that. I’ve responded already to its question.

In spanish there are two ways to refer to people, one is formal and another one is informal. When you want to talk to someone in a formal way you must use verbs in a special form with a special personal pronoun called “usted”.

Formal way: “Usted es muy guapo” (You are so handsome).
Informal way: “Eres muy guapo” (You are so handsome).

Look how in the first sentence we used “usted” and then we used the verb “ser” in third person and in present tense. In the second example we use directly the verb “ser” in imperfect tense. I could wrote “Por favor, usted apile las sillas al final del día. Gracias”, but that’s too much formal, to the point that can be felt like passive-agressive to some people, since people doesn’t use “usted” too often before the verb. Even you can say “Es muy guapo” too keep the formal but more in a casual way.

I’m a native speaker, not a teacher or something, so, please, refer to this site to get more information. https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usted

Spanish: “Por favor, apila las sillas al final del día.” It can be more polite if you add a “Gracias” at the end to give thanks before hand: “Por favor, apila las sillas al final del día. Gracias.”

Edit: you can change “apila” for “apile” to be even more polite. “Por favor, apile las sillas al final del día. Gracias.”

did you find something?

It go beyond that. When some person starts to do that it’s like “look this fucking cool idea I saw on this thing that kids call the internet”. At the end you have to undo the trick because you can’t grab the last chips that are stuck in the multiple pocket universes that are created, that, and the fact that a lot of chips got break in the process.