John Apple

I love the concept of a character too pissed off to die. Reminds me of DOOM.

using invisible ultra sounds in a public space to make everyone smell my farts like an olfactory terrorist

I think the bigger problem is the female astronauts slonking around the cabin crotch-first

You’re obviously not paying attention

You’re thinking of that other famous guy from Friends, David Schwimmer

Will giving my unwanted opinion about Linux help this dire situation?

This is kind of a neat novelty thing I guess but I would have made sure it was functional before printing it

His death hit me harder than Michael Jackson’s that same year

Looks delicious!

You dismiss this so easily but as an operator of an occasional ant dick lifting machine this is my dream come true.

The regular price for a bag of Doritos has been roughly $5 at my local store for the last few years. Just the other week I noticed they started printing something like “new lower price” directly on the bag. The new price? About $5.

This is so smart!

This has been driving me crazy on my work laptop for the past two days

omg jonh noo 😭

In GTA 5 there’s a famous spot on a mountain where, if you call a taxi to come pick you up and drive you away, the AI really struggles to stay on the road. It’s actually really fun to see how far it gets.

https://www.offroadxtreme.com/news/game-watch-gta-v-wild-off-road-taxi-adventures/

I can see this new thing being fun in a sense that you put the game into a really weird or unwinnable state and watch the AI struggle to correct it.

I’m doubling down for the series finale

I guess all my property is claimed, didn’t find anything for me 😔

That’s a lot harder than just simply fingering your asshole

I’m in Arizona and my power company has super low rates from like 10AM-3PM every weekday until the end of April because it’s the “winter season”

Yesterday as I saw it hit 101 degrees I wondered if they are pissed