

Yes. They’re heartless pieces of shit.


Yes. They’re heartless pieces of shit.


Can’t we mix in one stupid thing and call it faith though?
Noooooo, I’m not advocating a system of malleable knowledge based on observation and experimentation. I just happen to believe in the invisible sea fairy who commands me to accept science.


“Why is this party whose platform increasingly caters to white nationalist authoritarians suddenly attracting white nationalist authoritarians?”
Maybe don’t brand yourself as the Face Eating Leopards Party if you don’t want to be full of face eating leopards?
That’s the Windows 7 logo. Windows 10 and 11 are in the upper right corner.
Sure, but if your tolerance is that high then you need to have realistic expectations going to a Thai restaurant. Asking them to “make me cry” like OP did just means the chef is going to throw a few extra peppers in the dish. Every once in a while you’ll get a place that punishes you by throwing like 30 peppers in it and then it’ll taste kind of bitter, but the heat reaches a plateau before that.
Most of the time people ask for that and then complain it’s not hot enough because the Thai restaurant is trying to make traditional dishes with traditional heat, not the latest superhot hybrid.
The chili oil adds quite a bit of flavor and is a nice neutral oil that can enhance anything. If you learn how to make it at home you can infuse it with superhots, but if you get it from the restaurant you’ll get what they have. Some are certainly hotter than others, and I’ve had chili oil that makes me hiccup despite growing superhots at home.
Ask them for a spice tray. Most Thai places will have chili oil, dried peppers, pickled Thai chiles, picked jalapeños, homemade sriracha paste, curry powder, etc. you can use as condiments.


The problem with allying with Trump is he will always cast you aside at his earliest convenience.
Pad Thai is not a traditionally spicy dish, though. It’s a mild street food, so you have to smother it in toppers to get it hot. You’re way better off ordering a spicy curry and asking for a side of chili oil to raise the heat.


Don’t threaten me with a good time.
What about those who explicitly believe we can’t know if there’s a god (s)?
That’s strong agnosticism.


… and why aren’t they showing up for work?


Lecture jokes are the worst. Especially if they put a cartoon on the slide, and then try to explain the slide.
“Ok, so this humorous cat, he’s saying he really hates Mondays. And today is Monday, I know we’d all rather be lounging like that cat. See his funny little face? And his whiskers… they’re all curled and… and the ears… But we’re here instead, thinking about orbital dynamics. And on that topic…”


Microsoft finally realizing that version numbers won’t get users to switch to 11, they actually have to give users what they want.
Meanwhile, XFCE lets me build as many panels as I want and configure them however I like.


Michelle Martinez told ABC 4 that she first heard about the game when her son mentioned it. According to her, he had accessed the game while at school.
Martinez said that she avoided asking her son further questions about Five Nights at Epstein’s because she had yet to have a discussion with him about the sex offender.
“I hadn’t had the conversation with him yet, or talked to him about situations like that yet,” she told the network. “It absolutely disgusts me and breaks my heart that our children are subject to this, especially in this day and age.”
“What did you do at school today, Bobby?”
“I played a funny game called Five Nights at Epstein’s. See the joke is that, as everyone including me is well aware, Epstein—“
“They let you do what? Well, say no more. Rather than have a conversation with you, I’m going straight to the press and am telling them that I, Michelle Martinez, am personally offended about this game I haven’t asked you a single question about.
“Don’t worry, Bobby! I won’t stop until all your friends, your friends’ parents, their neighbors, hairdressers, and strangers around the world all know that the son of Michelle Martinez got confused and couldn’t stop crying over a game they found at school.“


What a fantastic upgrade!


Didn’t he campaign on housing prices? His slimy running mate even spread a few lies about illegal immigrants buying up all the housing between couch thrusts.


“It was $2.99 when I picked it up.”
Watch a product for a minutes, clock the lowest it displays in that time, run in and grab it, “It was $2.99.”
Repeat for all 30 items in your cart just to annoy the store.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
That’s John’s friend talking to the T-1000 near the start of the movie. He lies and then warns John a cop is looking for him.
You’re comparing:
These are not the same. And none of those are a subculture.