Sources say they’ve been close for decades
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Be careful, those generals can teleport you to a random Waffle House at any moment
When/if he ever comes out of this blackout, he is gonna be very confused.
Like, I just imagine he’s been doing the “super size me (with whiskey)” bit for at least a decade now, you pretty much have to be to be a Faux News host
“Whaddya mean ‘not qualified’?! Morgan’sh a a a captain! Says sho right there on both bottlesh.”
Hoorah for General Guinness of the Dublin Boozaliers
Tbh I’d also make Morgan my advisor. I always get the best ideas when he’s around
