“Frodo, the wedding ring I’ll be wearing is a family heirloom. It belonged to my ancestor Isildur and I have to thank you for finding it after it was lost so long ago.”

“I understand Bilbo now, Aragorn. I feel as he did, all stretched thin, like butter scraped over too much bread”

“Dude, its just the formal rehearsal, you’re being a baby. Besides, we have the rehearsal dinner afterwards”

“Yeah, but just the one dinner :(”

Frodo be like