“My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”

Laugh out loud, lol.

Aw, thanks for that. Almost lost my cool there for a second. <3

I hadn’t lived until I licked it

This isn’t the time to make jokes. Stop voting on these comments! This is SERIOUS PEOPLE!!

Wait a minute… I don’t know how I feel about this meme… hmmmmm… that’s starting to make me angry

Help! Help! They’re being repressed!

There’s a field guide out there on myspace.com somewhere, but if you don’t have the time to find it you can always remove your nose prior to the auction.

So your username… do you watch TV in reverse?

Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!

I mean, I’m not the only one who came here for bagels with little buttcheeks on them, did I?

Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!

My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.

My culture is also in this persons petri dish… contaminating the sample.

Nah, you know it’s not you, just like I know it’s not me. Whoever posted this is probably angry and venting, or is regurgitating rhetoric they heard/read, or they feel powerless so they point fingers broadly. Also possible they’re just trying to stir shit up, make people angry, or (worse) jack off their ego with a bunch of virtue signaling dog shit takes.

Keep being you and do what you can to try and instill some change, without letting clowns make you feel like you are part of the problem. It’s what a lot of us are doing and that DOES make us responsible Americans; just not responsible for Diaper Dipshit and his big orange asshole. I don’t know you, but love you, you beautiful bitch. <3

I had to stop here:

“This is a dangerous game right-wing culture warriors are playing. If Obergefell falls, it won’t just impact same-sex couples. It will set a precedent that fundamental rights can be granted and taken away by the shifting winds of political power. This should concern every American, regardless of their stance on same-sex marriage.”

Fucking bozo bash

Why are these always reserved for someone’s mother? Why can’t they save some for the rest of us :(

Split-me-like-a-log-daddy-eep

Oh man, I watched through this a few times and really enjoyed it. Hell, I’d go for another round if I didn’t unsub from the big fat D+

All these other shit-for-brains got it wrong. Here’s what you do:

1. Find a woman your own age, pervert
2. Have her go through EXTENSIVE cosmetic surgery to become a replica of your current wife
3. Have newbie secretly follow your wife until she learns every habit, nuance, and personality trait
4. I’ll leave the uglier details of this step to your own imagination
5. Pretend newbie has been your appropriately aged wife the whole time
6. Send us some feet pics of those juicy things you’ve got tucked away in your socks (this step is optional)