By the end of this thing I fully expect Trump to hand-deliver them the plans for the bomb and claim that it’s a win because he didn’t allow them to develop it themselves.
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“The US will never allow the Great State of Iran to develop Nuclear, so now that we, along with all our allies, have destroyed their Electrical Plants and Bridges to Make Iran Great Again, our Chief Negotiator (and my favorite Son-In-Law) Jasred Kishnerr has agreed to give them Half of our Nuclear Arsenal, so they never have to develop the Nuclear themselves. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
-Trump, probably
DoctorNope@lemmy.worldtoapologiafreenews@piefed.social•U.S. Vice President JD Vance says talks with Iran have ended after 21 hours without reaching agreement
6·6 days agoFrom the Wikipedia article on the JCPOA:
Iran and the P5+1 countries engaged in negotiations for the following 20 months and, in April 2015, agreed on a framework, which later led to JCPOA,
JD flew 20 hours to do one negotiation and gave up. Art of the deal baby!
We are sofa king screwed.
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News@lemmy.world•Pam Bondi will not appear at scheduled House hearing on Epstein files, DoJ says
12·9 days ago“Well yes, we’ve already had one constitutional crisis today, but what about second constitutional crisis?” -The DOJ, probably
It sure would be nice if these assholes could take ONE FUCKING DAY off from actively shielding child rapists, subverting the rule of law, destroying faith in government, or undermining the people’s interests. I know the firehose of bullshit is the whole point, but god damn.
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news@lemmings.world•White House shuts down speculation about Trump’s absence over health: ‘literally never stops working’English
11·13 days agoOur enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we!
It’s a cropped image of KKKaroline Leavitt, Trump’s press secretary, who demanded it be removed from wire services: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/unflattering-photo-yanked-karoline-leavitt-065836919.html
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News@lemmy.world•Iran's strike hurt up to 20 U.S. personnel and damaged 2 radar jets in Saudi Arabia
17·18 days agoOn Monday, Trump expanded a threat he had made if Iran refuses to open the vital Strait of Hormuz shipping passage, writing on social media the U.S. would not only destroy Iranian electric plants and oil wells but also “possibly all desalinization plants!”
It’s journalistic malpractice not to note that such actions constitute war crimes: the deliberate targeting of civilian infrastructure is considered a war crime not only under the Geneva Conventions but also the US’s Uniform Code of Military Justice.
Ship all the Trump-worshipping sycophants in this administration off to the Hague. Expel any member of Congress that voted to allow this illegal war to continue. Then ship them off to the Hague as well.
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news@lemmings.world•Chuck Norris, actor and martial artist, dies at 86English
4·29 days agoThey say only to speak good of the dead. Chuck Norris is dead. Good.
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news@lemmings.world•Nvidia CEO heralds ‘inference inflection’ as next phase of AI boom, backed by $1 trillion in ordersEnglish
5·1 month agoFantastic news! Let’s hope they manage to fulfill those orders before Taiwan runs out of energy reserves, because according to the Taipei Times, they currently only have enough to last until uhh…the end of the month.
Overall, energy supply for this month is secure, and the government is continuing efforts to ensure sufficient supply for next month
Again, just phenomenal.
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news@lemmings.world•Young Trump Voters Fume He ‘Betrayed’ Them by Launching His WarEnglish
271·1 month agoGood. Don’t vote. If you were so stupid/racist/sexist/oblivious to history as to vote for Trump in 2024 you should not be voting at all.
Trump and the Republicans (who only exist as his personal ball-washers to sanewash and rubberstamp everything he does; they are indistinguishable at this point) documented all the policies they were going to pursue in the Project 2025 policy document, which was readily available to read before the election. You were warned about this loudly and repeatedly.
Trump’s behavior is also a known quantity. I suspect you did not magically appear on Earth to vote for him in 2024 having never experienced the reality of his first term, so you also should have had the benefit of knowing what he is like.
You therefore knew (or should have known) what he was like and what he wanted to do. If you knew, congratulations on getting exactly what you voted for. If not, you’re a low-information voter. You shouldn’t be voting at all because you are, at best, blindly picking a choice that everyone else has to live with too. So stay home. Don’t vote. Then at least nobody else has to suffer with the consequences of your ignorance.
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Climate@slrpnk.net•Trump admin is pulling supercomputers out of key weather and climate research center8·2 months agoWe’re going back to drawing on maps with sharpies.
Kids these days. Can’t even read Gothic script.
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Economy@lemmy.world•Gold dives 5% and silver crashes 10%, extending sell-off in precious metals after historic plunge
6·2 months agoMy god! We haven’t seen a price this low since nearly three weeks ago. Sell! Sell! Sell!
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Technology@lemmy.world•In a 38-page essay, Dario Amodei warns of civilization-level damage from superintelligent AI, questioning whether humanity has the maturity to handle such powerEnglish
8·3 months agoI think you’re 100% right, and boy, this piece made me big mad. Yet another outlet breathlessly publishing fucking nonsense for a ghoul, who by uncritically publishing said ghoul’s dire warning of the imminent birth of a superintelligent malign(?) entity, serves as his unpaid marketing firm. Axios should be embarrassed. If anyone who wasn’t the head of an LLM company spouted this drivel, they’d be locked away in a padded room and Axios would rightly be called out for exacerbating the mental health crisis of a paranoid schizophrenic.
The whole essay reads like, “Here at Anthropic, we’re doing our best to create the Torment Nexus, but if anybody else were to successfully create the Torment Nexus, that would represent an existential risk for humanity. We’re doing our best to create it first, so please give us more money. To save humanity. From the Torment Nexus that we created.” It would be utter lunacy if he actually believed it.
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Politics@piefed.social•No, Trump can’t cancel the midterms. He’s doing this instead
3·3 months agoYep, the Republican party has known since at least the Obama years that they can do whatever they want and the Democrats will (at most) complain how hypocritical they’re being. This is the logical next step.
“Trump” trying to cancel the election is the Republican party trying to cancel the elections. He is just the frontman for a power apparatus that has been working toward this very moment for 50 years. After all, only a handful of principled Republican legislators (lol. lmao.) would be needed to stop everything he’s doing. But we don’t see that. Why not? They are so close to never having to worry about reelection again—they’re certainly not going to stop now.
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI doomerism has 'done a lot of damage' and is 'not helpful to society'
71·3 months agoIt’s not enough, guys. Just about everyone with a 401(k) or a pension is giving us truckloads of money, but it’s not enough. We’re cooking the books, but it’s not enough. We’re paying OpenAI to buy our GPUs and IT’S STILL NOT FUCKING ENOUGH.
It must be the AI doomers. Those morons, those Luddites! AI has amazing benefits, like agreeing with people so hard they go insane, or counting the letters in “strawberry”, or undressing children! And those people think the same technology could cause the end of the world?
Those doomers are definitely the paper jam in the money printer. We gotta get rid of them. Then the money can really flow in!
Even better, they might not even be selling all the ones they’ve already made: https://unusualwhales.com/news/burry-demands-proof-of-warehoused-nvidia-gpus-ai-bubble-warning-hits-hard
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News@lemmy.world•Ghislaine Maxwell to seek release from prison: court filing
98·4 months agoAh, see, you think you heard that MAGA was going to “release the Epstein files” but what they actually said was “we’re going to release the Epstein pedophiles.” Yeah, they’re letting everyone involved with him off the hook.






Peppy. James is doing that barrel roll thing he loves.