Not for long!

That’s moot. They just can’t let the poors have any money.

To be fair, maple syrup is fucking amazing.

Well, I know better than to post comics in his language and butcher it.

I call bullshit. That’s a ridiculous argument to use in the same sentence as an archaic form of “sacrifice.”

Now that’s a trend I can get behind.

“Dice” is the plural of “die.”

Not good for modern high-density displays and interfaces for everyday tasks. Great for stylistic choices in art or on low-density displays like embedded devices.

They have hatched

They are coming

Scalzi based as usual

Suddenly I want to visit Thornville again

Also, the real fake Rambo!

“Anyone know a human with a brain that still works at Microsoft and can help?”

Gone, baby, gone.

This is acceptable. It also indicates that you make a solid guess at the beginning.

I’m the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle.

Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks

I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer’s head office

Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon

WHAT?

No, but I’ve been mistaken for one before. Und Ich sprech ein bißchen Deutsch.

What are you talking about? I’m 605’ tall.