Just to be the man who walked 53 miles to fall down at Quark’s

A version of Beauty and the Beast where they Shrek it and it ends with Belle turning into a beast too.

Don’t forget to chew at least 100 times before swallowing! Improper chewing is the work of the devil, after all.

Maybe so, but I think it’s a big step in the right direction. People like Trump rely on unthinking loyalty. If someone is willing to ask questions and decide what’s right for themselves, I think they have a much better chance of finding the right path than someone who needs to hear from someone else what they should think.

He’s still young, and people don’t change overnight, so I’m far more willing to give him the benefit of the doubt than most other MAGA morons.

What you want what you really really want, tell me, hrm?

Yeah I was gonna say, I have total respect for him being 19. Everyone’s a dipshit when they’re a teenager. I’m not gonna blame someone for not understanding US politics while they’re still figuring out who they are as a person, and total respect for someone turning it around as they grow up.

Plus the cigarette in the raccoon picture is lit

My favorites are the ones of people holding a soldering iron by the tip while they work on a motherboard.

Yeah, but 5¼" were floppy inside and out

To be fair, even though 5¼" floppies are arguably more deserving of the name, I feel like most people still think of the 3½" disks when they hear “floppy disk.”

Yeah it’s a real bummer. The ping to Mars is atrocious.

It looks like it has that background blur effect Android phones put on portrait photos

Yeah, we can’t let these clowns keep blatantly ignoring the law and then turn around to claim it protects them.

Yeah, that’s why I prefer cubic cows. They’re much easier to pack, too.

Did he get the permits? No. But did he check to make sure all the family heirlooms were out of the basement before starting demolition? Also no.

God forbid a character start out as an asshole so he has room for character growth.

Y’know, with regards whether or not the strait is closed, I’d be more inclined to listen to the people pointing rockets at it.

As the old joke goes:

Do tech companies understand consent?

 [Yes]     [Ask again later]

Nobody is here to say Kamala is good. They’re saying if you think she’s the same as Trump, you either haven’t been paying attention or you’re one of the “both sides” criers that got us into this shit in the first place. No, Kamala is far from my first pick, but at this point a drunken orangutan would be a marked improvement.

🎵"Some may say he’s hypocritical. He’ll just say he’s apolitical. Call him a Nazi, he won’t even frown: ‘Nazi scmatzi,’ says Wernher von Braun." 🎵